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The Austin Powers franchise is getting a Broadway musical, THANK GOD. Finally another actor gets the chance to take on the roll of Mini Me. Do you think females can try out for that role? Actually,…   Read Story »
Remember when you were a little girl and you had a weird talent that your parents would force you to perform any time there were lots of people gathered around? We all had it, I'm sure. Surely it's…   Read Story »
I am so torn about this video. On the one hand, even though that little boy featured in the video is very cute and tiny and as a woman maybe I should feel more inclined to take care of the situation…   Read Story »
YouTube: "Erin O'Keefe and Amy Milano slapped each other a combined 174 times in 15 seconds using slices of pizza seconds, a http://RecordSetter.com world record." Oh good. PROVE IT. Yay! THEY…   Read Story »
You literally asked for it. Please everyone stop sending tips about this now thank you!   Read Story »
Don't you hate it when you go to a party and all you want to do is play a pun-based word game centered on your obsessive love or, or at least knowledge of, movies, but all the guys are standing on…   Read Story »
I do not know what your New Year's Eve looked like. Maybe you were at a fancy night club spilling Moet on your micro mini. Maybe you were at home, putting makeup on your cat. I don't know! All I know…   Read Story »
All your dreams are finally coming true, girls. A full-length, major motion picture featuring your favorite hero on a wonderful adventure. Probably. "Barbie has to destroy the All-Spark by shoving it…   Read Story »
The next movement in the skankification of the American girl-child is Barbie-administered temporary tattoos, which will prepare our girls for the body modification they will need to attract those big…   Read Story »