Yuck. Why is he talking like that? He sounds like he's trying out for the role of "Precocious Baby" in Who Framed Roger Rabbit 2. And why is everyone SO dirty? It seems like we might need to address,…   Read Story »

"We've all heard of Snakes on a Plane but what about snakes in your pants? And this was no movie." IS THERE A NOBEL PRIZE FOR NEWS?! "There's a great joke in there, but this is a family…   Read Story »

The E! network announced today that not only will it be broadcasting Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries, but that this special event will be four hours long. PURRRRRRFECT. Unrelated: do you…   Read Story »

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This is genuinely terrible. Some piece of shit LITTER LOUT was caught by a surveillance camera throwing a cat in the garbage. BOOO! Where is the barrister so he can lock her up in lorry and throw…   Read Story »

McDonald's has released a commercial in France featuring a (le gasp) gay person! Oh wow, this is about to get so complicated! These guys know what I'm talking about. Because on the one hand,…   Read Story »

Due to popular un-demand (un-demand?) we will not be recapping the second season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. And after watching last night's premiere episode, I'm glad things went the way…   Read Story »

WANT TO KNOW MORE? HERE ARE SOME GREAT "BENEFITS" OF THE TV HAT FROM THE TV HAT WEBSITE: • Fits Most MP3 Players Including the iPod® and iPhone® • Great for the Whole Family • Virtual…   Read Story »

Here is the new music video for Muse's "Undisclosed Desires." Watch closely! How many pieces of garbage did you find? Answer Key after the jump! A: all of the garbage.   Read Story »

Will this Summer of Death never end? The solid-gold casket company is working overtime! From People: She charmed millions without ever saying a word, and managed to make fast food tacos adorable.…   Read Story »