On the one hand, this game looks great. It's got everything. Pizza. Puzzles. Bonus points. Manager reviews? And it's not without precedent. I remember quite clearly that when I was a child in the…   Read Story »

Pat Robertson asking the tough questions. CONFIRMED: mac and cheese is apparently a black thing. Get on board, America. (Thanks for the tip, Nathan.)   Read Story »

We haven't had a BNPG in awhile because it has been autumn, and autumn is a time for reflection and death. We all died. And also the harvest. And coats. Sweaters. The point is, it's fine, but now it…   Read Story »

We finally have our 16 chefs. Uh, that is SO MANY chefs. How long has this show even been on already? Forever? It's been on forever and we only have 100 forevers left to go. The one Asian lady who…   Read Story »

"If I am a pancake for you, you give me a time and a plate. I give you a five-minute window, any syrup happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're pouring…   Read Story »

As you may recall, this season started with 29 chefs, rather than the customary 16, for no discernible reason. It kind of reminds me of when I was a kid and I asked my dad to buy me a toy robot for…   Read Story »

Wahlburgers, the hamburger restaurant opened by Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, is finally OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Last night's opening night was a star-studded gala event including such celebrities as Mark…   Read Story »

Ugh, don't you hate how when you go to McDonald's there's no TV to watch? I know, riiiiight?! I have always said that the experience of eating at a McDonald's was almost the best experience you could…   Read Story »

The story isn't so bad either. From Deadspin: The man who attempted (and failed) to throw a hot dog at Tiger Woods at the Frys.com Open last weekend has been identified. He is Brandon Kelly, a…   Read Story »

As you may know, Anderson Cooper now has his own daytime talk show, which is every journalist's dream, I'm sure. Apparently, it's some kind of "male version" of Ellen, which is not actually a thing,…   Read Story »