You can't just go out and commit the perfect crime. It takes days, weeks, months, maybe years of strategic planning. You have to track people's every day movements until they're more familiar than…   Read Story »

Karen insists that she's not usually like this, and I'm sure that's true. Seems pretty unusual. Headphones UP. I'm assuming the camera cut off right before she was able to rest her case, so…   Read Story »

Dear Clay Duke Surveillance Tape, For those who don't know who/what you are, you are surveillance camera footage from a school board conference room in Panama, Florida, in which a mentally…   Read Story »

WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL DIE? IT IS THE BATTLE OF ALL THE BEES! MILLIONS OF BEES ENTER, ZERO BEES LEAVE. Oh wait. Kind of sad. Oh well. Heaven just got a little more all the bees.   Read Story »

A Florida bomb squad was called in to investigate a suspicious package, only to discover that it was filled with kittens. KABOOM! Can you imagine how great that would be? You're wearing your Hurt…   Read Story »

Nice. I can't wait to meet that special someone and get trapped in a poisonous nightmare of a toxic marriage to a wicked hell beast (female) just so that I can use this guy's services. He seems very…   Read Story »

From the Orlando Sentinel via BoingBoing: A “suspicious” toy pony was blown up after it was found abandoned in the middle of a cul-de-sac near an Orange County elementary school this…   Read Story »

America is a gigantic country, home to millions of people, and we don't always agree on the way it should be governed. Heck! We RARELY agree, hahaha. But when it comes down to it, most of us do want…   Read Story »

The past few entries in the Porno Switcheroo Archives have been rather tame. Mostly off-color DVR descriptions, and a South Carolinian madman who is confused about the quality of his art. But today…   Read Story »

"You can put this on one of those wacko websites." Ugh. Do I come down to your work and slap the shark with a penis in its mouth out of your mouth? It's not my fault that I haven't received an email…   Read Story »