7-year-old Maxwell Hinton was diagnosed with cancer, and a Make-A-Wish Foundation style foundation (because I guess Make-A-Wish Foundation is the Kleenex or Band-Aids of cancer patient…   Read Story »

1. Introduction: From nearly the moment the theater darkened, I realized that a movie about the complete destruction of a city on the Pacific Ocean was maybe not what I was in the mood for and that I…   Read Story »

Wait for it. Wait for it. Awww, come ON, you guyyyyyys! I said wait for it! (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

Your honor, as you can see from video Exhibit A, my client, a tax-paying father of two, was simply minding his own business when his car was cruelly THROWN 100 FEET IN THE AIR, AND ALSO ON FIRE. Now,…   Read Story »