Obviously, things work a little differently in places that aren't the place where I live. I get it, and I'm not tryna be down on it. People can use the metric system if they want, whatever gets them…   Read Story »

A group of English moviegoers are asking for their money back because The Artist turned out to be SPOILER ALERT silent. This guy knows what they're talking about.   Read Story »

Oh thank God for that plastic bag! No offense to this old snooze, and I'm sure his family loves him very much, but I was just thinking "is he going to talk forever about something nobody cares about…   Read Story »

Look at her going whatever the word for HAM is in England! Hammies? Yorkshire steaks? Newcastle slammies? I'm sure it's something kind of silly like that. Pig slices. "I'm going BACON RASHERS!" What…   Read Story »

Well, OK, Stephen Colbert is probably not a joke thief, but he does make a joke at 0:48 in this clip that sounds very familiar and is a VERY GOOD JOKE!   Read Story »

Allo, guv'nah, moy nahme is Dohnahld Draypah. Wouldn't yah loike an oice-cohld kyan of Coar's Loite? Mate? Oy! (I'm an account executive at the boutique firm Totally And Nailed It.)   Read Story »

Public urination is a thing that makes me very grossed out and, simultaneously, kind of jealous. I would like to be able to discreetly urinate anywhere. That would make life slightly easier, and…   Read Story »

Well, so, right. THAT happened. I will say this about Prince William's wedding to her Royal Highness the Duchess of Kate Middleton: it explored new depths of not caring about a thing. It was kind of…   Read Story »

What do you need me to say? What is there TO say? That's your job now. Caption this! (Via HaveYouSeenThis?)   Read Story »

And THIS is why Stephen Colbert is king.   Read Story »