Showing All "Ellen" Posts
Feb 9th 30 Comments
Bill O'Reilly is a liar and an asshole, end of story. There's absolutely nothing he could ever really do to make up for the years of disinformation and hate-mongering that he has broadcast through…   Read Story »
Feb 8th 72 Comments
On yesterday's episode of Ellen, which is normally a rather cloying affair, although also entirely inoffensive and I don't mean that in some kind of College Campus Misanthrope kind of way where…   Read Story »
Jan 31st 48 Comments
Kristen Bell appeared on Ellen recently (to discuss the apparent reveal of "gossip girl"'s true identity, I assume?) (which we're going to talk about soon) (because what), and shared a VERY GOOD…   Read Story »
Dec 16th, 2011 18 Comments
As we all know, public marriage proposals are terrible and we all hate them and no one feels any differently about it. But if you go about as far as you can on the "most terrible" side of the public…   Read Story »
Nov 10th, 2011 14 Comments
It's hard to believe that it has only been a monthish since Sophia Grace and her silent friend Rosie came into our lives with their nearly flawless rendition of Nicki Minaj's "Superbass." So little…   Read Story »
Oct 12th, 2011 24 Comments
Last week, we had the privilege of watching a tiny British princess named Sophia Grace rapping Nicki Minaj's hit "Superbass" pretty much perfectly, no matter what ANYONE says about how she maybe…   Read Story »
May 25th, 2010 15 Comments
It is a really nice face, so it makes sense that he was getting the word out there about it.   Read Story »
May 13th, 2010 44 Comments
Some people just dream the dream while other people live it. Also, just to clarify, TV shows basically just reTUMBL the Internet now, right? That's what this is? "Click Like."   Read Story »
May 12th, 2009 79 Comments
Dear Lady Gaga,
I don't really know who you are. As a 64-year-old man, I find myself less and less compelled to follow the hottest tracks of the latest dance pop superstars. I know you have that one…   Read Story »
Apr 23rd, 2009 24 Comments
Lindsay Lohan was on Ellen yesterday today, and it was uncomfortable because Lindsay opened up about her breakup ("she just stopped talking to me") in a way that was, I guess, more "too soon" than…   Read Story »

























