You know how sometimes you're a lady who went to a bunch of schools and you're on a train and it's like, I don't understand how these people expect me to not be very terrible? Don't they get that I…   Read Story »

Look, Flavor Flav on TV is like eye sausage. (Eye candy is for baby eyes.) It's satisfying and bad for you, and you do NOT want to know where it comes from. "Well, first we take this drug-riddled,…   Read Story »

You've probably already seen this by now. Your mom sent it to you and you were like "ugh, mom, I know, you're the worst, stay out of my room." My long weekend was much-needed, or at the very least…   Read Story »