Jay-Z's bodyspray isn't the only product being marketed by a hip hop "mogul" this week. There's also Diddy's Ciroc Vodka. Sure. Frank Sinatra. '50s glamor. Right. Because there is nothing more glamorous than standing alone next to an empty swimming... CONTINUE READING DIDDY MAKES HIS OWN BRAND OF POPOV 100»
Posted on October 8, 2008 in (0 comments)
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Diddy blog! Diddy blog! He is hiding! From Sarah Palin? Under the covers! But also he's an adult? Diddy blog! He does have a point. I mean, as much of a point as a narcissistic man-child self-proclaimed entrepreneur who's completely... CONTINUE READING SARAH PALIN SCARES DIDDY, ALSO NORMAL PEOPLE»
Posted on October 2, 2008 in , (2 comments)
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Election 2008 |
Sarah Palin
Diddy provides further evidence that MSNBC should have hired him instead of David Gregory to replace Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews by recapping, like, news and stuff. ... CONTINUE READING DIDDY REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CENTER OF HIS BASEMENT»
Posted on September 22, 2008 in (0 comments)
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David Gregory |
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Keith Olbermann
It was reported yesterday that Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews will be relieved of their duties as co-chairs of MSNBC's prime time election season coverage because they were fighting too much. David Gregory will be replacing them. Some people are... CONTINUE READING SKIP THIS DAVID GREGORY NOISE, LET'S GET DIDDY IN THE MSNBC ANCHOR SEAT»
Posted on September 9, 2008 in , (0 comments)
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David Gregory |
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Keith Olbermann
Diddy apologizes to Sarah Palin for his previous blog. Still no word from the Palin campaign. Weird.... CONTINUE READING DIDDY CONTINUES TO VOICE SOMETHING BARELY RESEMBLING AN OPINION ON THE 2008 ELECTION»
Posted on September 5, 2008 in (1 comments)
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Election 2008 |
John McCain |
Sarah Palin
Yesterday, Diddy took to his blog (YouTube is his blog, he bought it for 3.10 billion dollars so that he could blog there) to rail against John McCain's choice of Sarah Palin for vice president, but he has already learned... CONTINUE READING DIDDY APOLOGIZES TO ALASKA, MOTHERF***ERS»
Posted on September 3, 2008 in (3 comments)
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Election 2008 |
John McCain |
Sarah Palin
Whoops, we spoke too soon. While our original statement that this blog is not a place for serious political criticism was mostly accurate, there's nothing to be done when serious political criticism and Diddy blogs collide. Also this is fucking... CONTINUE READING JOHN MCCAIN IS BUGGING THE F*** OUT»
Posted on September 2, 2008 in (8 comments)
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Election 2008 |
John McCain |
Sarah Palin
On the same day that Barack Obama announced Joe Biden as his running mate, Diddy took to the blogs to address an issue that's been on a lot of voters' minds: the effect rising gas prices are having on private... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS CONCERNED ABOUT THE RISING PRICE OF EGO»
Posted on August 25, 2008 in , , (0 comments)
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Election 2008
Someone call the Ego Ward at the Narcissism Hospital, guys. Diddy needs to go there. How sad are the Making the Band contestants going to be this season? Not only do they have to compete with the people Who Want... CONTINUE READING FORGET IT JAKE, IT'S DIDDYTOWN»
Posted on August 21, 2008 in (2 comments)
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Diddy's Fit Club |
Making The Band |
Narcissists
Aziz Ansari has been obsessed with this Diddy Burger King commercial he saw a few weeks ago and wanted to share with the world, and last night he put it up on his blog (along with a plea to star... CONTINUE READING TELL THEM DIDDY SAID BURGER KING IS OPEN LATE»
Posted on August 6, 2008 in (4 comments)
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Diddy's going to be hosting a new show on VH1 called I Want to Work for Diddy. It looks like a cross between The Apprentice and a joke. This is the single most obtuse preview I've ever seen. Sure, it's... CONTINUE READING DIDDY IS NOT THE BOSS OF ME, THANK GOD»
Posted on July 22, 2008 in (0 comments)
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I Want To Work For Diddy
The best thing about Diddy vlogs is that he really sticks to the format, i.e. a long rambling monologue with little to no forethought about a subject that's primarily of interest to an audience of one. It's such a great... CONTINUE READING DIDDY PROVIDES THE FIRST POSITIVE REVIEW OF HANCOCK»
Posted on July 2, 2008 in (12 comments)
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Hancock |
Will Smith
Maybe Diddy should stick to blogging. I'm spending a lot of time on developing something really tailor-made for where I want to go, which is more of a modern action, almost a more realistic, black Bruce Willis/"Bourne Identity"/Quentin Tarantino. I... CONTINUE READING A CRAISIN IN THE SUN»
Posted on June 20, 2008 in (3 comments)
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Jason Bourne |
Quentin Tarantino
Diddy Blog! Diddy Blog! Diddy Blog! I hope everyone's baby's mamas used their alimony to buy them expensive gifts yesterday. Y'all get enough child support to buy us a car?... CONTINUE READING HAPPY BELATED FATHER'S DAY»
Posted on June 16, 2008 in (2 comments)
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On today's Ellen, Ellen subjects Diddy to a taste test of four vodkas to see if Diddy can identify the one that bears his name. Diddy, the self-appointed "King Of Celebrations" reluctantly submits (and seems a little surprised), toasting himself... CONTINUE READING ELLEN MAKES DIDDY DO A VODKA TASTE TEST, DIDDY ALMOST PUKES»
Posted on May 5, 2008 in (3 comments)
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Ellen
Sundance is flickering along as we speak, and plenty of the films being screened have a rock 'n' roll bent. And a rap bent, if you consider Diddy a rapper. Bernard Shakey, aka Neil Young -- yes, that Neil Young... CONTINUE READING SUNDANCE ROCKS (IN 3-D)»
Posted on January 23, 2008 in (7 comments)
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Clap Your Hands Say Yeah |
Crosby Still Nash And Young |
Diddy |
Neil Young |
U2
Diddy announces the TV premiere of the movie version of A Raisin In The Sun. Please remember this is the same play he won decent reviews for on Broadway as you try to stomach his self-important bullshit intro/not laugh at how fucking terrible an actor the trailer makes him out to be. Oh yeah and also, it's not Diddy today -- it's Sean Combs. (Or as we prefer, Sean Bombs.)
Posted on January 22, 2008 in (1 comments)
Yeah, we hear you -- albums sales are down. In another article on rock 'n' roll marketing, we find out that to pickup the slack Velvet Revolver's Duff McKagan went to business school after his G 'n' R days. We... CONTINUE READING DIDDY PASSES ON THE COURVOISIER»
Posted on October 29, 2007 in (1 comments)
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What does 20,000 people simultaneously losing their shit sound like? If you were at Madison Square Garden Wednesday night, you know -- and are probably still a little deaf from the fanfare. A cosmic cast of hip-hop titans surprised the... CONTINUE READING TI, JAY-Z, KANYE WEST, 50 CENT & DIDDY MAKE MADISON SQUARE GARDEN THE LOUDEST PLACE ON EARTH»
Posted on August 24, 2007 in (21 comments)
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TI
This ain't no mud hut, this ain't no disco... Who's mad as hell, and not gonna take this anymore?"You know, hip-hop came out of having the right stuff, and you had to have a slavery and you had to have... CONTINUE READING BIGMOUTHS STRIKE AGAIN: DIDDY'S BENTLEY EDITION»
Posted on August 3, 2007 in (9 comments)
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On what would have been Princess Diana's 46th birthday, a large list of huge names you mostly don't give a shit about paid their tribute in song at Wembley, the creepiest of which was Diddy's re-appropriation of the Police with... CONTINUE READING DIDDY MISSES DIANA, TOM JONES COVERS ARCTIC MONKEYS»
Posted on July 2, 2007 in (22 comments)
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Diddy |
Tom Jones
You've heard that "a picture is worth a thousand words," and so has indie hip-hop guru El-P. The Def Jux CEO is embroiled in a bitter exchange of words and ideologies with his former label, and it's all because of... CONTINUE READING EL-P-DIDDY PIC CAUSING A RAWKUS»
Posted on March 9, 2007 in (27 comments)
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El-P
Last weekend's SNL was a mixed bag (per usual, unless Alec Baldwin's hosting), but we got a chuckle out of this Scooby Doo styled send-up of mystery-solving kids, hot on the case of trying to figure out what the fuck... CONTINUE READING DIDDY KIDDIES»
Posted on December 13, 2006 in (8 comments)
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Saturday Night Live
Initially thought we'd pass on this clip 'cause we've flogged Diddy enough, but you sorta have to hear it. See there's flow that's off the beat -- like what backpacker fave Kweli falls into for effect -- and then there's... CONTINUE READING NEW DIDDY VIDEO - "TELL ME"»
Posted on October 31, 2006 (11 comments)
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You know us: We like to feed your inner elitist, as much as we like to feed your morbid curiousity -- so file this one under the latter. We've seen him playing "gracious host" and serving Diddy cocktails, we've seen... CONTINUE READING THE SINGING DIDDY SAT ANALOGY»
Posted on October 12, 2006 in (28 comments)
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