If you didn't catch it, the part where you can tell that he's going to be a wonderful father is when he switches from describing what is happening in the room to just listing objects that are in the…   Read Story »

This is just a great way to market your new perfume, Justin Bieber. Dads will love it, and daughters will get it. Everyone's happy. (The question of WHY you have a PERFUME in the first place will…   Read Story »

It wouldn't be perfect. No father-son relationship ever is. We would have our weird tensions and our testosterone-driven show-downs over this or that territorial perception. There would be failures.…   Read Story »

I often think about how my father didn't take much time out to play with me. Sure, he let me touch a skeleton once and he would take me down to the train station to throw rocks at the boxcars, but…   Read Story »

He could teach me how to shave and at the barbecue we could play catch. When he would get home from work I would run to the door and throw my arms around him and sometimes he would hug me back and…   Read Story »

DAD! YOU ARE EMBARRASSING US! EVERYONE IS SO EMBARRASSED NOW! GOD! I HATE (LOVE) YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!! (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

I don't know what is going on here, but your dad is pissed! Oh crap. Dude backtraced it. Cyber-police are on their way. Consequences will definitely never be the same. You dun goofed up this…   Read Story »

We're gonna need a SMALLER World's Best Dad t-shirt! (Thanks for the tip, Erin.)   Read Story »

Evidence #3224: whether or not this girl's toilet paper prank against her dad is effective or hilarious (neither) is overshadowed by the fact that this girl should STOP VIDEOTAPING HER DAD GOING TO…   Read Story »

(via BuzzFeed) I seriously cannot wait to have kids. I am going to do this kind of shit to them all the time. That's still a ways off, though. So it will be more like, "DAD, YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY…   Read Story »