Oh, baby girl. Don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. He just wants to explain why there weren't any clothes in his closet and get asked embarrassing questions by radio personalities, baby…   Read Story »

It's always a shame when a good joke gets spoiled. Like when you and your friends have a really funny bit that you keep doing, like, say, when someone asks you the time and it's on the 30 instead of…   Read Story »

Welcome to Barf Town: Population All The Barfs. At how many of his photoshoots do you think Terry Richardson says "We should do one where we're making out, that would be great!"? Is it 100% of the…   Read Story »

You know, at a certain point we ARE going to have to decide whether or not it's best to just shut down the whole Internet. I'm not saying we have to solve the problem today necessarily (although my…   Read Story »

After the jump, you can (and should) watch the trailer for a new documentary called The Bully Project about the bullying crisis in America. I think it goes without saying that I HATE BULLIES. Sorry…   Read Story »

Yesterday's news that 2012 has been indefinitely postponed was a total bummer. I'm not saying that I want the world to be destroyed in a nightmarish cataclysm of fire and death, but once you get your…   Read Story »

So, on last night's episode of the Real World, Joey finally left the house. I guess he realized that perhaps an environment dedicated to the consumption of free alcohol was not the best place to live…   Read Story »

We've been one creep short for the past couple weeks while Joey was in rehab, but at the start of last night's episode he returned, bringing us back to the full Voltron of seven creeps. Joey's…   Read Story »

I know that I have said this before, but everyone on this season's cast of The Real World needs to schedule a routine check-up with Dr. Kevorkian (so many super relevant jokes today, schwing). Just…   Read Story »

If the new season of the Real World is a game of Marry/Fuck/Kill, they are clearly trying to shoot the moon with a solid 7 kills round. Man, what a bunch of creeps. In last night's episode…   Read Story »