Oh great, just what we need, ANOTHER film about a crack-addicted raccoon who feasts on human blood in the Bronx. Krackoon trailer, you guys: I don't want to kick a hornets next, but this movie…   Read Story »

There's something really funny about how specific this is. Don't do crack. We can deal with other drugs later, but right now Pee Wee Herman really needs to talk to you about crack. It is NOT…   Read Story »

Look carefully at this guy's face, if you can stand it. His name is Matthew Vadum, from the Capital Research Center, and he's the, excuse my language, M-F who said on last night's Daily Show: "It's a…   Read Story »

That's right: a crack blogger. Last night's season premiere of Intervention was one of the best. In the struggle to save former cyclist, now homeless crack addict Chad, the lows were so low but the…   Read Story »

Last week, in talking about the movie Mister Lonely, I referenced my favorite Harmony Korine story: I had a friend of a friend who supposedly hung out with Harmony Korine (doubt it, I'm probably a…   Read Story »