Who knows why it has taken this long for someone to write a terrible song about cougars. Perhaps it is because cougars don't really exist, and are just a media construct for frustrated magazine…   Read Story »

Excuse me, WHO GAVE THE COUGARS THEIR OWN CONVENTION? Didn't you read the sign? It says PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE COUGARS*. (NSFW, headphones UP!) Uh....is this real life? It must be weird for you…   Read Story »

I know this is a video that appeared on a respected website with standards, but it's totally crazy (and funny) and gets crazier and funnier as it goes along. Slate's (and NPR's) Alex Chadwick…   Read Story »

Celebrity intervention alert! In recent therapy sessions on Jay Leno's couch, Christina Ricci continues to reveal more about what appears to be a crippling pathological fear of God's special…   Read Story »