Are you tired of NOT having a million dollars? Waking up every morning, putting your clothes on yourself, eating a normal breakfast or sometimes NO BREAKFAST AT ALL? Because you don't have time?…   Read Story »

Today is the first day of summer and you know what that means. That we've all waited way too long to get into bikini and male-bikini shape and now we're going to be stuck in our full wetsuits all…   Read Story »

Rob Zombie (musician, director, brother of Spider One) has directed a new commercial for Woolite. And that is, of course, very weird. It's not even Halloween! If it were around Halloween it would…   Read Story »

Don’t you hate it when this happens? You’re already having a bad day at work and that guy you hate keeps calling you a Kristen Wiig-alike, when all of a sudden you’ve got flambé junk.…   Read Story »

Apparently Ask.com rolled out this campaign in October, but they seem to be playing the commercials mostly during sports games, so I missed this one until last night, when I rewound and re-played it…   Read Story »

First up: PetSmart Has a Very Special Guilt-Based Sale Setting: PetSmart Corporate Headquarters, Phoenix, AZ: PetSmart CEO: It's my dog's birthday today, so I have to leave a little early for the…   Read Story »