Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don’t plan it, don’t wait for it, just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair or two cups of good…   Read Story »

It's always a shame when a good joke gets spoiled. Like when you and your friends have a really funny bit that you keep doing, like, say, when someone asks you the time and it's on the 30 instead of…   Read Story »

I know we all had the same idea about the Starbucks wedding just now when we read about it in the title of this post. "Starbucks wedding? HAH. Say no more, I get it." Even though I told you right…   Read Story »

Remember when you were a kid and you loved going to the local science museum gift shop and picking up a bag of astronaut ice cream, which was only a disgusting block of edible colored chalk,…   Read Story »

It's strange how, at least I feel like this is true, telling someone they make bad coffee is such a biting insult. "What's the deal with people being so insulted about making bad coffee?" is…   Read Story »

Someone has backtraced Gwyneth Paltrow's most recent issue of Goop and calculated the costs of her suggestions. Yikes. Remember her coffee maker that was broken, just like how a real person's coffee…   Read Story »

In the above commercial for the Italian coffee market (via Vulture), American actress Julia Roberts was paid a reported 1.5 million dollars, and yet, as you will notice, she does not say a single…   Read Story »

"I know that no one is perfect, and that the key to a long and successful relationship is a combination of compromise, realistic expectations, and patience, but that doesn't mean you have to…   Read Story »

This is a very fresh alternative. I think it is fair to say that this is the HOTTEST song of the summer! Do you get it? Let me know if you get it. Hot drinks! (Thanks for the tip, adgied.)   Read Story »

What do Jay Mohr and the defunct MTV reality show Boiling Points have in common? They are both annoying, unfunny, canceled, and interfere with people just trying to get through the day. After the…   Read Story »