How's he gonna be your boyfriend if he doesn't know you? Get your head in the game! Put on some make-up. Don't be TOO flirty, just say cutesy things. Look, you know most of this stuff already, it's…   Read Story »

Season 2 of Game of Thrones premieres April 1st on HBO. (Thanks for the tip, Frank Lloyd Wrong.)   Read Story »

Thanks, little guy. I wish you were a GIF that I could look at all day long. You are a true delight and a wonderful talent, but YOUR BREAK IS OVER NOW! GET BACK TO BABY WORK! (Thanks for the tip,…   Read Story »

Most of the readers of this site are pretty high-powered Internet users. (You're welcome. Flattery will get me EVERYWHERE.) You know what blogs are. You've heard of an RSS feed. Some of you have even…   Read Story »

Oh, baby girl. Don't worry. Everything is going to be fine. He just wants to explain why there weren't any clothes in his closet and get asked embarrassing questions by radio personalities, baby…   Read Story »

What? Breakfast time! Kix and bananas. What? (Via TastefullyOffensive.)   Read Story »

7-year-old Maxwell Hinton was diagnosed with cancer, and a Make-A-Wish Foundation style foundation (because I guess Make-A-Wish Foundation is the Kleenex or Band-Aids of cancer patient…   Read Story »

It's right there, right in front of us. All we have to do is reach out and grab it. And crush it. And eat it. And kill it. And make it ours. And have it forever. But somehow we can't. Something is…   Read Story »

Great prank, everyone, especially the parents who agreed to take part in it. You guys are good parents who recognize a GREAT prank. It's just fun! I'm really starting to rethink my whole position on…   Read Story »

Being a kid is the worst. You can't do anything and you're always getting yelled at and there's a boy in class who smells so bad and it's like the adults don't even care and Maggie is popular but…   Read Story »