Season 2 of Game of Thrones premieres April 1st on HBO. (Thanks for the tip, Frank Lloyd Wrong.)   Read Story »

So, uh, there is a very scary noise "happening" right now. Outside. Of your house maybe? (Or NOT happening, if I can be honest for a moment, because give me a break with this nonsense, but also if I…   Read Story »

There is currently a very low-budget documentary on Netflix Instant titled Alive! Is Michael Jackson Really Dead?, and -- as you can tell from the title -- is is incredible. A conspiracy theory…   Read Story »

Dear University of Montreal Students Who Wore Black Face, No. Nope. No way, guys. While you're cleaning the shoe polish off of your fucking faces, I will explain the situation to those…   Read Story »

Here is Mark Laroche, President and CEO of Canada Lands Company ("Duh, we know."), getting a tour of EdgeWalk, which is a thing that will open in August on the CN Tower in Canada and hooooooly moly.…   Read Story »

Dear Vancouver, Apparently something happened in your sports yesterday? Hard to tell. I'm not a big sports-head, but even down here in my nerd-hole, I've sensed the rumblings from above. Oh no!…   Read Story »

Admittedly, it might be a little too cold still to frolic in the spray of this fire hydrant, but I hope you can at least appreciate my enthusiasm. Now help me put these barricades up at either end of…   Read Story »

Canada seems like a nice enough place. Clean. A functional health care system. Poutine. I've never had any desire to live there though. AMERICA FOR AMERICAS! Just kidding. But, seriously, if I wanted…   Read Story »

Cats for sale! Hot cats for sale! If you live in the Winnipeg area and you have holes in your couch, now is the perfect time to buy a banjo cat! I don't think the kitty-making machine is the…   Read Story »

In all the excitement over the BLAHHHLIDAYZ, people almost forgot about Randy and Evi Quaid, Hollywood Refugees. NEVER FORGET! Just as a refresher: Randy and Evi Quaid are two drug-addled mentally…   Read Story »