A few months ago (I'm assuming), we all heard about the new Rob Schneider sitcom coming to CBS in January of 2012 called ¡Rob! about (I'm assuming) a white person who marries a loco Latina. (They…   Read Story »

Herman Cain appeared on Face the Nation over the weekend to clear up some misconceptions brought on by his super normal smoking Mark Block campaign ad. Apparently he doesn't think smoking is cool?…   Read Story »

GREAT NEWS! I have absolutely perfect news. Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst, who penned your favorite song of the '90s, "Nookie," and your second favorite song of the '90s, "Break Stuff," and directed your…   Read Story »

Because Hollywood is notorious for taking a great idea and adapting it into an even greater idea, the movie Source Code will now be a TV show, the plot of which sounds pretty much just like Quantum…   Read Story »

So, I lied earlier this week. In talking about all of the exciting parties where the stars of Fringe do burlesque routines in novelty-bathtub-sized martini glasses that the networks throw themselves,…   Read Story »

This week is the television upfronts, when all of the major networks (and also some cable channels that WISH they were major networks) ("I'm going to shove you into your locker, cable networks" -…   Read Story »

I don't know how television networks work, like, economically. I know they make their money off advertisements sold against TV shows, and I know there are some sort of tax incentives for them to do…   Read Story »

Q: You seemed pretty excited about this rainbow... A: Because you could actually feel the rays down from the sun but it was rainbow rays. You can't describe it. It was so powerful that it knocked me…   Read Story »

Upfronts week is winding down, as most of the major networks have now completed their presentations of new television programs for the Don Drapers of the world. Meanwhile, oil continues to pour into…   Read Story »

For people who are fans of fighting and televised fighting, the following news could really go either way. As the NYT reports: CBS is looking to the organizers of a popular competition called mixed…   Read Story »