Remember four seconds ago when Netflix raised its prices and everyone's heads fell off as if somehow we had magically been transported to a world in which company's providing convenient services…   Read Story »

Yuck. Corporations may be a lot of things, but one thing they are not is "people." What an asshole for saying that to actual human beings! During an economic crisis! Oh brother. Maybe, MAYBE, you…   Read Story »

Professional airplane-get-kicked-off-er, Kevin Smith, premiered his new movie Red State at the Sundance Film Festival this year, along with his novel method for distributing the film. Well, first he…   Read Story »

Huh? Oh, excuse me, I think I fell asleep after hearing the "Calm" ringtone. SO RELAXING! Now get out there and CLOSE THAT DEAL! (Thanks for the tip, Jane.)   Read Story »

There was a time in American history when parents who wanted a night to themselves would drive their children to a video rental store, where those children could browse through categorized rows of…   Read Story »

It's funny because it's sad.   Read Story »

NBC made an official announcement this morning that the contract negotiations with Conan O'Brien are complete, he will be leaving the Tonight Show at the end of the week, and that show will go back…   Read Story »

After this week's chicken riots, KFC is just going ahead and straight up canceling the deal. From Reuters: The Oprah Winfrey-fueled free chicken give-away that caused pandemonium this week at…   Read Story »

INT. PSA DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE ROOM - NIGHT Three men in rumpled suits sit slumped around a table littered with Chinese take-out boxes and crushed, empty Styrofoam coffee cups. One man gets up and…   Read Story »

Tired of manually pipetteing all your well plates? How many times has this happened to you? Well now, with epMotion, the revolutionary new pipette automation system from Eppendorf, you won't have to.…   Read Story »