What? Breakfast time! Kix and bananas. What? (Via TastefullyOffensive.)   Read Story »

Good morning. It's the morning, so here is a video about eggs. "Kelly, just because it's the morning doesn't mean we're going to care about a video about eggs." Oh, really? Well you don't even know…   Read Story »

A common misconception about the Porno Switcheroo is that it is limited to visual mediums. While it is certainly true that the majority of Porno Switcheroos occur on VHS cassettes, ripped DVDs, and…   Read Story »

I know that this ad was basically tailor-made for the Internet and I am blatantly falling for its crass manipulations of the nerdiest pleasure centers, but what can I say? My nerdy pleasure centers…   Read Story »

As I have mentioned before, there is nothing funnier than a list of "all the examples." But when you combine a list of "all the examples" with a song about what kinds of breakfast you won't need…   Read Story »