Look out girls because this week it's BOYS ONLY! It's a regular meeting of the He-Man Women Haters Club in this post right now. Kelly is off doing God knows what, just kidding, I knows what, so…   Read Story »

Supposedly, Cindy Jacobs is a "prophet" but she doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, so she can't be that good. In fact, she's probably terrible if this new video of hers is any indication. In it, she…   Read Story »

Admittedly, your parrot is still pretty adorable, even if he is singing your favorite song. "Love my parrot, love that song," that is what you say. "I've got an entire Zune with nothing on it but…   Read Story »

Look, I'm not going to lie to you, because we are all adults and adults treat each other with respect. The local news report that I have posted after the jump, while great, doesn't get that much…   Read Story »

You can turn your Internet off for the rest of the day. This is the best it's going to do. You know, it doesn't take much sometimes. For all of the anxieties and frustrations of modern life,…   Read Story »

This morning, the internet was graced with a creepily silent video of a black bird repeatedly attacking unsuspecting people on the same stretch of sidewalk. Now, just hours later, The Awl's David Cho…   Read Story »