You're not gonna see any sympathy coming from me, possibly German guy carrying a million mugs of beer. Nah uh. You know I love you so much and that I'd never want to see anything bad to happen to…   Read Story »

Allo, guv'nah, moy nahme is Dohnahld Draypah. Wouldn't yah loike an oice-cohld kyan of Coar's Loite? Mate? Oy! (I'm an account executive at the boutique firm Totally And Nailed It.)   Read Story »

If there is one thing people love, it is taking two disparate things and making those things FIGHT. Aliens vs. cowboys. Gorillas vs. bears. Shirts vs. skins. Well, today we have a new match up. In…   Read Story »

"Dear Internet, I dedicate this to you." -- this dude. (Via TheDailyWhat.)   Read Story »

I'm not going to lie, I laughed through most of this story. HOW ELSE WAS I TO KEEP FROM CRYING? Obviously, I am glad that Hayden Wright is OK, and that "he wants to get in trouble and go to jail…   Read Story »

An upcoming episode of SNL will be sponsored entirely by Anheuser-Busch to promote its new line of awful beer: Bud Light Golden Wheat. That major network TV show owned in part by the…   Read Story »

I'm not going to give away the ending any more than the image does, but this new Heineken commercial is the best: Aside from being sweet and heartwarming, and causing nostalgia for Biz Markie…   Read Story »

Stupid.   Read Story »

I've always been disdainful of the who would you rather have a beer with policy of political decision making. It's the worst kind of faux populism, and an insulting perversion of what politicians…   Read Story »