It's not very often that anything is nice in this world (this world meaning first the Internet and then second the actual world) (doy). For example, I don't mean to harp on this, but I think I have…   Read Story »

Dear Everyone: I love animal videos. Do you love animal videos? Tough to say. I have no idea how you feel about them because humans have LOTS of emotions and also because I do not know you. In any…   Read Story »

I know you're anxious to get out into the world. Your crib is small and you can feel its limitations even though you've never known much of anything outside of it. But I have news for you, baby panda…   Read Story »

Gooood morning Videoguuuum! Get it? The boy from that video where he catches a fish would like you to please wake up. He would also like you to use today to dance and make faces like no one is…   Read Story »

As you may have heard, John Goodman has been added to the cast of season three of Community! Remember when he was in Coyote Ugly? Haha yes you doooo. -Screen Junkies Here are a bunch of very…   Read Story »

If there's one thing that you can say about the Matchy-Matchy Twinzies Dance Company it is that they really know how to get a day started. Thanks, boys. Let's gooooooooo (back to bed)!   Read Story »

Tell me about it, kitten! I hear you, man. But today is a new day! It is time to get proud of yourself and get to work. At this rate, you might never learn how to ride a bike or do anything. You are…   Read Story »

Powerful stuff. I have goosebumps. I have R.L. Stine's Goosebumps. (Thanks for the tip, Alex.)   Read Story »

To the best of my understanding, having children is mostly miserable. When you first get one, they poop and pee everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE (thank you, ladies and germs!). Then, once they get…   Read Story »

Totally right there with you, dude. WAVELENGTHS! (Via Arbroath.)   Read Story »