Showing All "Assholes" Posts
Apr 27th, 2011 71 Comments
Last night, Lindsay Lohan made a "surprise" appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her most recent incarceration and all of her legal troubles in general and also to talk about the 10,000…   Read Story »
Apr 26th, 2011 41 Comments
We always knew that Brokencyde were assholes, but we didn't know they were, like, assholes assholes. It makes sense, though.   Read Story »
Apr 22nd, 2011 17 Comments
Mel Gibson opens up about his past and apologizes for his violent history of anti-Semitism, blatant racism, and domestic abuse is still a jerk.   Read Story »
Apr 20th, 2011 54 Comments
Today marks the 122nd birthday of Adolph Hitler. In an interview concerning his Nazi-mocking, smash-Broadway-hit, The Producers, Mel Brooks explained his philosophy on the subject of "Hitler comedy"…   Read Story »
Apr 19th, 2011 37 Comments
OH THANK GOD! I'm sure we have all been on pins and needles waiting to find out the status of Nicolas Cage's latest movie following his arrest on charges of domestic assault this weekend, but…   Read Story »
Apr 13th, 2011 91 Comments
Some background: during last week's borderline-governmental-shutting-down-grade budgetary fight, Senator John Kyl (R-AZ) took to the Senate floor and argued that abortion constituted "90 percent of…   Read Story »
Apr 8th, 2011 39 Comments
I wonder what people even DID before voicemail?! How did they communicate that they fucked your sister because she kept flashing her big ass titties in your face and why don't you have big ass…   Read Story »
Apr 8th, 2011 70 Comments
Eater has bravely taken an in-depth look at Gwyneth Paltrow's cookbook, which they describe thusly:
The cookbook is many things: it is aspirational and sweet, it is seasonally-minded, it is…   Read Story »
Apr 7th, 2011 45 Comments
I never thought I would say this, but I've got great Glenn Beck related news, you guys! From the Hollywood Reporter:
Glenn Beck will end his highly rated daily program on the Fox News Channel but…   Read Story »
Mar 25th, 2011 31 Comments
The police backtraced it. (Also: this story is mostly just super sad. LOL?!)   Read Story »



























