Happy birthday, womyn! Apparently it is your birthday, because how else to explain getting the one thing you've wanted more than anything else for your whole lives: photos of Jon Hamm in his Don…   Read Story »

Within the first 30 seconds she references 9/11, talks about America being #1, and asks the cab driver if he knows "Jesu Christo," and then there are still 15 more minutes of serious problem solving…   Read Story »

In his new book, Richard Dawkins debunks the myth that Bill O'Reilly ISN'T a huge asshole. (BANG! BIG BANG!)   Read Story »

Your boyfriend, the country singer Hank Williams Jr., has been in the news a lot lately, ever since he went on FOX & Friends and said that Barack Obama playing golf with John Boehner was "one of the…   Read Story »

There is now a museum in Austria dedicated to Arnold Schwarzenegger. But of course you already knew that. Because it is your museum and you are the curator and also the docent and also the board.…   Read Story »

Last weekend, Patti Stanger, whoever that is, made some untoward comments on Andy Cohen's Bravo talkshow, Watch What Nightmares Live. Namely, she said that gay people cannot maintain monogamous…   Read Story »

BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD PARENTING ALERT! BAD…   Read Story »

Patti Stanger, the host of Millionaire Matchmaker, appeared on Andy Cohen's Watch What Trainwreck Live over the weekend and said inflammatory things about gays and Jews. In particular, she said that…   Read Story »

And thus begins the latest edition of Goop: Emmys Scrapbook So nearly two weeks ago, getting everyone settled in back to school mode, I woke up to a huge surprise: I had won a Creative Arts Emmy…   Read Story »

Did you watch last night's GOP primary debate? I almost didn't, and I still kind of didn't, because uh, I forgot and leave me alone, I am an adult and I can forget whatever I want whenever I want.…   Read Story »