Showing All "Apologies" Posts
Oct 5th, 2011 14 Comments
Soooooo, this is just confusing now. ARE photo shoots rape? Or are they NOT rape?   Read Story »
May 18th, 2011 27 Comments
Lars Von Trier is already back-pedaling on this whole being a Nazi thing. I knew it! This is our generation's Valkyrie.   Read Story »
May 16th, 2011 20 Comments
Kristen Schaal was a voice performer on last week's episode of The Simpsons but they spelled her name wrong in the credits. This week they apologized on the chalkboard. "Best. Apology. Ever." Get it?   Read Story »
Jan 28th, 2011 37 Comments
TNT, whatever that is, has been forced to make an apology on behalf of Tracy Morgan after he made some "inappropriate" comments during a basketball (whatever THAT is) game earlier this week. From the…   Read Story »
Oct 6th, 2009 29 Comments
Sorry, I know this is already OLD NEWS in Internet Time, but I am on California Time, also known as Fresh Squeezed Grapefruit Juice Time. BREAKING: it's delicious! Anyway, Dave spent most of his show…   Read Story »
Sep 15th, 2009 64 Comments
A lot has happened in the last two days (NOTHING has happened in the last two days*) since Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. He posted an…   Read Story »
Sep 3rd, 2009 55 Comments
What was THAT?!
I'm sure Rihanna and all of America feels better now that Chris Brown spent an hour on national television insisting to an old man that he could not talk about (or even remember)…   Read Story »
Jul 20th, 2009 41 Comments
In six more months I expect an apology for that shirt he is wearing*. Let me see if you can ZING it, ZING it. Girl indeed I can ZING it, ZING it.
*They say the tears of a clown are the saddest type…   Read Story »
Feb 3rd, 2009 17 Comments
To Shane Hurlbut, and to my fans,
I'm so fucking sorry that I lost control on the fucking set of Terminator Salvation. It was so fucking inappropriate. I could try and make some kind of excuse,…   Read Story »
Dec 17th, 2008 5 Comments
Personally, I would argue that it's Soulja Boy's aggressive glorification of unrestrained materialism that's the most damaging to his young fans. That, and videos in which he challenges his friends…   Read Story »
























