Get out all of your funeral gear because we're gonna have to throw a big one! JUST DO IT!! 47-year-old actor Brad Pitt, you may know him as "Will Colbert" from the television series Friends, has been…   Read Story »

Celebrity gossip is awful and dehumanizing and a waste of time and we all love it. Even worse are blind items, which are celebrity gossip items posted without proper names so that your mind swirls…   Read Story »

Many Americans have their own story about discovering the brilliance of Andy Rooney. Mine came a few years ago when he did an essay about how there were three can openers in his kitchen and I think…   Read Story »

This Cheech and Chong "movie trailer" is actually an ad for FiberOne. Clever girls. Clever 100 year old girls.   Read Story »

We all get older, you guys. We're all getting older right now! By the time you finish reading this, you will be older than when you started. Sorry to get so deep with you right at the end of the day.…   Read Story »

A whole movie of mee-moos and pip-pups being adorable. This is OUR generation's Chimpanzee.   Read Story »

Well, the promos for this weekend's Saturday Night Live hosted by Betty White are out and they are...cute! Right? Cute. When she was your age milk was delivered to your door each morning in…   Read Story »

It has become very clear over the course of the past year that if you want to make it in showbusiness, you need to let the actor in you take over, and by that I mean that you need to pee your pants.…   Read Story »

It can be difficult to remember in the flush and fury of youth that eventually you will be old. Old in body, yes, and face, with deteriorating health and a tiny breakfast plate (next to your actual…   Read Story »

I'M LIKE THE WILLARD SCOTT OF BLOGS!   Read Story »