I had never realized that Sonic and Tails were high school rivals who used the chaos emeralds (which were not chaos emeralds, probably?) to fight over who should or should not be in detention. And…   Read Story »

Holy shit. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus trailer, you guys: Deborah Gibson. Sure. EVERYONE GROWS UP. I'm going to tell you something: every single person involved with this project has a mommy or…   Read Story »