Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Cool video, boys! I'm particularly into the weird 9/11 undertones and the part where Chris Brown hits women. YIKES! What is this? Can the parents of one of these children explain to…   Read Story »

There's going to be a porno parody made about Bin Laden. No duh. Seal Team Sex? (Lazy.) 72 Anal Virgins? (Gross. But better.)   Read Story »

Obviously, the death of Osama Bin Laden is very emotional for all of us, as he symbolizes America's entry into the Age of Terror, which has changed everyone's life in one way or another. Few of us,…   Read Story »

Well, right. Osama Bin Laden is dead but it's not like Superman actually flew against the Earth's rotation so many times that he changed the course of herstory. Also this. (Via FAILblog.)   Read Story »

I'm not entirely sure how the death of Osama Bin Laden, killed in a firefight in Pakistan, announced last night by President Barack Obama in a surprise press conference, has much to do with a pop…   Read Story »

Easter is this Sunday. Is everyone excited for the traditional Scaring of the Children? Remind me: the giant rabbit in the window is Jesus, and there is an egg for every day he was in that…   Read Story »

Everyone is kind of burying the lede on this story, which is that Robert DeNiro and BILLY CRYSTAL are already on the board. Cool board, guys. Very memorial.   Read Story »

As an actor, Mark Ruffalo traveled the world, which was not as glamorous as it sounded, consisting mostly of fancy but anonymous hotel rooms and walking through the bright and antiseptic corridors of…   Read Story »

It is going to be hilarious when Mark Ruffalo is added to the "no fly" list and is forced to travel across country with Zach Galifianakis in order to make it to LA in time for the birth of his child,…   Read Story »

A Florida bomb squad was called in to investigate a suspicious package, only to discover that it was filled with kittens. KABOOM! Can you imagine how great that would be? You're wearing your Hurt…   Read Story »