Enough already with all of it, world, just END.   Read Story »

Obviously, George Lucas is a maniac. He's a big fat billionaire who makes children's movies about racist space creatures and gay robots. He lives in a militarized compound and gave birth to all the…   Read Story »

Shit is falling from the sky. It's bubbling up from the lake. Everything is dying. People are getting REAL nervous about it. One day it is hot and the next day it is cold. It's hard to keep up.…   Read Story »

Totes. (Via FAILBlog.)   Read Story »

Who else was Anderson Cooper going to talk to? Anyone? Literally anyone else in the whole world besides Kirk Cameron? Get real. I honestly have no idea what Kirk Cameron is talking about at…   Read Story »

Oh good grief. From MSNBC: A Festivus for the rest of us? A convicted drug dealer in California thinks so. He cited his adherence to the holiday celebrated on a famous episode of "Seinfeld" to get…   Read Story »

This week's fan fiction, posted yesterday afternoon, was a story in which Fox and Friends anchor Gretchen Carlson hung herself in her office, such was her excitement to get to the heaven that she…   Read Story »

Sometimes it is enough to just be happy without all the CHIT CHAT about why. (Via Whatevs.net.)   Read Story »

It is human nature to love a fight, and the combination of telephones with cameras inside of them and the Internet has made fights easier to see than ever before. Gone are the days of waiting for the…   Read Story »

OK, so we're DEFINITELY all just biding our time until the tidal wave comes, not giving a fuck? Every last one of us? Nothing matters. Got it.   Read Story »