Here we are, everyone. The night of the 2012 Golden Globes, hosted by Ricky Gervais. OH, WHAT A NIGHT! Remember last year when the thought that Ricky Gervais was hosting the Golden Globes was…   Read Story »

Since this was a short week, I've spend every day -- which is almost not an exaggeration -- thinking that it was an entirely different day. So you can imagine my surprise when I awoke this morning to…   Read Story »

Seeing this still of Ashton Kutcher in the movie New Year's Eve wearing his funky cool party glasses and standing in what I believe is supposed to be a New York City alleyway but as imagined by the…   Read Story »

Nicknames for this year: Big Boy R.I.P. Hunter Heaven's Gate Final Countdown Susan Lil' Peanut Chou Chou Dakota See you guys on the other side. Headphones UP!   Read Story »

Remember when the earthquake happened? Yes? Kinda? You've pretty much moved on? You saw it in that last post about Eli Roth and also on Twitter but it didn't happen in your area so no it's not really…   Read Story »

The E! network announced today that not only will it be broadcasting Kim Kardashian's wedding to Kris Humphries, but that this special event will be four hours long. PURRRRRRFECT. Unrelated: do you…   Read Story »

Behind all the glitz and the glamour of blogging is news. Yes, we blog from solid gold, heart-shaped jacuzzis in castles made of cocaine and cashmere, but we are blogging about actual THINGS that are…   Read Story »

The Glee cast has officially out-charted Elvis for most Hot 100 hits. Sorry, guys! Yuck/$$$$$$$$$$$$.   Read Story »

On last night's episode of Watch What Piers Morgans Live!, Donald Trump announced that he is thinking...about...running...for...PRESIDENT! Like, yeah, president president. That president! LOL? This…   Read Story »

Right. No. Nope. No. Goodnight. See you all in hell. (Via MediaMatters.)   Read Story »