Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Ian McKellen was enjoying his day off from rehearsing his latest play, The Wizards of Madison County, with a trip to the grocery store, and then maybe a tandem bike ride later. He wandered through…   Read Story »
Tyra Banks ran through the forest swiftly, barely even stopping to smell the dirt under her bare feet or eat any of the berries off of the bushes that were scratching her bare legs. She was too busy…   Read Story »
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. Betty White's phone rang. She picked up the receiver and spoke…   Read Story »
Scott Baio walked into a bar. "Not you again," the bartender said. Scott Baio didn't respond, he just pointed at an American flag lapel pin on the blazer he was wearing over a Senor Frogs…   Read Story »
"How about this one?" Steven Seagal held a thin, salt and pepper fake moustache up to his lip and admired himself in a hand-mirror. "I think this one looks pretty good. Sharp. I look like a wise old…   Read Story »
Ellen DeGeneres, the well known America Hater, sat in the lead-sealed nuclear attack bunker that she had built on her Malibu property. It was 10 feet underground, protected by another six feet of…   Read Story »
It was crowded in the small cafe, mostly white people with dreadlocks planning out their ultimate frisbee schedules, and mothers in jogging outfits drinking triple espressos as they gently rocked…   Read Story »
Sandra Bullock couldn't sleep. The air was filled with unfamiliar sounds: a far away television set, the hum of the ice machine in the hallway, cars pulling in and out of the parking lot at all…   Read Story »
"Seal, Heidi, you both look great. Enjoy yourselves tonight, OK?" That is the type of thing James Cameron should be saying tonight, instead of standing on a step ladder pulling down strips of twisted…   Read Story »
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. Whoopi Goldberg lay in bed, staring at the ceiling. Every morning,…   Read Story »