Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
Christine O'Donnell put on her Don't Fuck Me heels and adjusted her ash gray lipstick in the mirror. She made sure that her vagina was ice cold and that her metal panties were locked on under her TJ…   Read Story »
[Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.] The irony, the man thought, as he thrashed his arms and legs,…   Read Story »
It was literally Saturday night, and Big Shots, a night club that was literally near the airport, was literally filled with people. Tucked away in a back corner booth, Rachel Zoe and her girlfriends…   Read Story »
One time, Mel Gibson had had hate sex with a prostitute in the back of a Lamborghini while Mario Andretti drove it around the track at 170 miles per hour, but the birthday card from his grandmother…   Read Story »
The space judge banged her hover gavel on the computer desk. "I sentence you to 90 infinities in SPACE JAIL!" Robot Lindsay Lohan would have burst into battery tears, but it could not, because it was…   Read Story »
The sound of a working blender sent shivers down Scott Baio's spine, like boots crunching on hardened snow. Sometimes, he held his finger on the button a few seconds longer than he had to. OK, every…   Read Story »
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. Sad Keanu parked his car in front of the small house with the…   Read Story »
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. "Excuse me, ma'am?! Miss?! I think you dropped something! Ma'am,…   Read Story »
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters. In retrospect, writing the screenplay had been the easy part. 50…   Read Story »
As they sat on lumpy chairs with dirty upholstering in a poorly lit cinderblock hallway, the actors waiting for the cocaine commercial audition were eyeing each other nervously and tapping their…   Read Story »