WebJunk Posts

Reheat your coffee and gather around -- I have a tragic story to tell you inspired by a video that has recently gone viral. Is it a true story? No, but maybe. You never know if the things you make up…   Read Story »
What? I told you it was Quentin Tortellini. (Thanks for the tip, Reverendgreen!)   Read Story »
Some days just don't turn out the way you expect. You work hard on a song about a breakup, get your feelings into the music, record it, and start planning the music video. "I can't wait until this…   Read Story »
That new Daft Punk song featuring Pharrell can go fuck itself because this summer it is all about Sarah Dunne's "Mwah." Roll down the windows. Fire up the grill. Plug up your ears. Chop off your head.   Read Story »
Here is a new episode of Between Two Ferns with some very special guests. Enjoy it! (Sorry, Brody Stevens is not one of the guests. I can see how that might have been confusing. My bad.)   Read Story »
It's a hard time to be a teen in high school. I know that. Not from experience, as I graduated from high school in 2005, which was before YouTube existed (pretty much) (let's not split hairs) and…   Read Story »
To be honest, though, sometimes I feel like my whole life is a #BABYFAIL. (Via SayOMG.)   Read Story »
It was Sigmund Freud's interpretation of the Oedipal myth in which he claimed that all boys must kill their fathers, at least metaphorically, in order to successfully transition into the world of…   Read Story »
Just this past weekend, as a matter of fact, I was talking to someone about Los Angeles and they said the city made them uncomfortable because whenever they came to visit and drove down the city's…   Read Story »
So, do you come here often? I know that's kind of a lame thing to say, ha-ha, but like I don't know, I come here sometimes and I've never seen you here before. Oh, you do? Huh. That's weird, you'd…   Read Story »