(Thanks for the tip, Wendy!)   Read Story »

Great dance show, Sam. See you next year! (Thanks for the tip, Jed.)   Read Story »

YES PLEASE x YES PLEASE!   Read Story »

How do you meet women in a grocery store? I guess first you have to find where the women are, in order to meet them. I'd recommend first checking the aisles in which you'd find women-related products…   Read Story »

"Bored of being in a dark room, she flips on the light, opens the door and bails. This particular episode takes place at 1am." Oh no, "good job" is totally 100% what I was going to say too.…   Read Story »

He is just a civilian for the first minute, but becomes something much more around 1:02: This kid is seriously the best and most brave, and it's no wonder that he's getting all of the…   Read Story »

Don't ask. No more questions. It's Friday. Just enjoy your life. There will be plenty to worry about come next week. TONIGHT WE LAUGH IN HELL! (Via RatsOff!)   Read Story »

What a week! FOR GIFS! I just watched Behind the Candelabra two nights ago and boy oh boy does that movie have some good GIF moments. And a whole new season of Arrested Development? GIF me a break!…   Read Story »

You: Want to hear about how I proposed to Marsha? Anyone: Oh, sure! Do you have a cute story? You: Yep, I do! Gosh, you're gonna love it. So, do you remember the iPhone application Vine? Anyone:…   Read Story »

Hey Adela, why's your dad so weird? (Thanks for the tip, werttrew!)   Read Story »