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Obviously it is both every man and woman's dream to be proposed to by his or her significant other while the significant other is dressed as Predator and surrounded by, inexplicably, a Stormtrooper,…   Read Story »
When I die, please tell Margalit Fox that I would like this to be the last line of my obituary: "She loved her bed, and spent a considerable amount of time writing about public marriage proposals,…   Read Story »
Huh. That move usually works? Grab the face and throw it? VERY, very strange how it did not work this time -- I'd blame it more on some weird one-time circumstance than the actual move. The actual…   Read Story »
This is what it is. You chose to log on. That's your bad. (Via UniqueDaily.)   Read Story »
KEEP YOUR HEART RATE STEADY. I HEARD FROM A FRIEND THAT XBOX ONE CAN DETECT WHEN YOUR HEART RATE RISES IN ORDER TO DETERMINE WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT ADVERTISEMENTS YOU LIKE, WHICH SOUNDS LIKE A LIE OR A…   Read Story »
Putting together a tote bag with your beach towel, a fun book, and some sunscreen...packing a few friends into the car with a cooler full of water bottles and brews...picking out the best spot on the…   Read Story »
1. Check the weather and realize that even though you woke up to 50 degree weather today, tomorrow you will be waking up to 8 degree weather with an AccuWeather "RealFeel," whatever that even is, of…   Read Story »
My Bow makes my dick hard every time I smile...is that normal? pic.twitter.com/AI6k9TOGmu— Idris Elba (@idriselba) January 5, 2014 ...Is it though? Like. Okay, I know we all should "get"…   Read Story »
Smoke? Water dust? Frozen steam? Ice fog? Whatever it is, we are it. Stay in your water guns! (Via ViralViral.)   Read Story »