After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Oct 11th, 2010 146 Comments
There's a really weird part in this week's nominee for the Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time, The Pursuit of Happyness. Will Smith's character, Chris Gardner, is a single father now, after his… Read Story »
Oct 4th, 2010 142 Comments
It seems like we're at a point, culturally, where the idea that every woman's Ultimate Goal in Life is to be married to a man has been pretty roundly dismissed. Yes? That doesn't mean that lots of… Read Story »
Sep 27th, 2010 171 Comments
Let me just say first of all that sometimes it is more fun to want something than to actually get/have it. The pleasure is in the anticipation! (Of course, sometimes you want something and then you… Read Story »
Sep 20th, 2010 204 Comments
You know that part at the beginning of Fight Club when Ed Norton is talking about what it tastes like to have a gun in your mouth? That's what this feels like! "It tastes like crying." Isn't that… Read Story »
Sep 13th, 2010 940 Comments
We all make mistakes. Some of us more than others. In fact, some of us seem to make nothing BUT mistakes. And so, here we are, at the precipice of an enormous crossroads, our clammy hands shoved… Read Story »
Apr 26th, 2010 268 Comments
When I was in high school, back in the late 1800s, I was very into music. I loved all the bands, Bobby Goodsweater, Dino Montgomery and the High Top Cruisers, Lady Buckingham. If one of these musical… Read Story »
Apr 12th, 2010 291 Comments
It is shocking (SHOCKING) that Kevin Smith has somehow remained out of the running for the Worst Movie of All Time until now. I suppose the judges were too busy with The Hunt for the Biggest Jorts of… Read Story »
Apr 5th, 2010 265 Comments
People's first loves are important. It's an exciting and memorable time in a young person's life as they experience new emotions for the very first time and enter into a purely adult relationship… Read Story »
Mar 22nd, 2010 260 Comments
Every year, one billion (exactly one billion) dumb movies get made that are either remakes or reboots or in some other way derivative of a thing that has been done before. Everyone knows that. And so… Read Story »
Mar 15th, 2010 177 Comments
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is a bildungsroman (that's right, I've been to COLLEGE) about a man named Benjamin Button whose case is very curious. He is born as an old man, and as he ages he… Read Story »
