After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
There was a moment in this year's season finale of 30 Rock where Liz Lemon walks into the writers' room and finds Frank and Lutz and Twofer playing videogames and she is like "why are you guys still…   Read Story »
The Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time has been on hiatus for a month and a half, and there was a moment there where I thought perhaps the hiatus was permanent. Perhaps, I thought for a few of…   Read Story »
There is a long-standing rule in the Hunt for the Worst Movie of All Time that childrens' movies are not up for consideration because, while awful, they are made for children, not for adults, and to…   Read Story »
As Benjamin Franklin famously Tweeted, there are only two things that are certain in this life: death and taxes. (Death & Taxes is the name of your Lower East Side "speakeasy.") And as Gandalf…   Read Story »
Nothing is sacred. Not really. There are varying levels of sensitivity, and there is certainly tastelessness, but there isn't any single thing in the world as we know it that can be made fun of, or…   Read Story »
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. What WAS that? I know it wasn't a movie, so now the trick is to figure out what it actually was. I know it wasn't a joke, because jokes are funny. It theoretically could have been…   Read Story »
I will say this about Splice: it is gross, and it is trash, and I didn't really like it very much personally, but beyond that I'm not sure there is that much to say. It seems like some people really…   Read Story »
A clarification: I haven't read Eat, Pray Love by Elizabeth Gilbert. I actually really want to. I've hated that book for years, but I've never actually read it, and I think I owe MYSELF more. Forget…   Read Story »
Remember JT Leroy? He was a teenage novelist who wrote about being a transgendered truck-stop prostitute and everyone loved his books and was very into the whole transgendered teenage truck-stop…   Read Story »
I hate Alice Sebold's novel, The Lovely Bones. It is probably one of my least favorite books of all time. It's basically the Tuesdays with Morrie (another horrible horrible book) of…   Read Story »