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Yo Homeboys! And also homeyoungwomen! Man, you know what I love? Paying attention in class and respecting adults who are just trying to help me! But you know what I love even more than that?…   Read Story »
WHATUP BLOGZ?! Rad dudes and intelligent young women, trust this old dude when he says that he totes knows what you're going through. Meat Lovers P'Zone! It's hard to have self-confidence and to…   Read Story »
No diggity! Holler, dogs. You know, high school is pretty tough what with all the homework and tests and adults who don't know anything and are such failures in their own lives that they're just…   Read Story »
BLING BLING! Hey cool teens, if you're cool and you're a teen, you probably already got a data blast on your Microsoft Kin about last night's Teen Choice Awards, but maybe you're grounded because…   Read Story »
Yo veggie hot dogs, Whether you are a cool cat who knows that you don't have to smoke yucky cigarettes to be a cool cat, or a neat lady who just wants to be herself and not let anyone tell her who…   Read Story »
YO POKEMONS, ARE YOU IN THIS LINE? I'M ASSUMING YOU ARE IN THIS LINE. EVERYONE IS HERE. WE HAVE OUR TENTS AND OUR SLEEPING BAGS AND OUR LIP GLOSS AND OUR ZUNES. IF YOU AREN'T IN THIS LINE RIGHT NOW I…   Read Story »
Wazzzup coolios! Yo cool dudes who know that drugs are a dangerous distraction from achieving your career goals and awesome girls who like a guy with career goals and also have career goals…   Read Story »
Oh snap! Listen up, dudez who truly believe they will see a female President of the United States in their lifetime and are ready for that day to come, and gurrrrls who dream of being that…   Read Story »
Bling Bling! Yo dogs. Today I want to rap at all of you about something that is pretty dope: staying in school. "Oh man, we already heard all that jive, cat. Don't be a squresville." That's what…   Read Story »
Billabong! Listen up dudes who are interested in making money when they grow up but are also seriously considering pursuing a liberal arts education in college just for their own spiritual…   Read Story »