'Sup, pogs!
[Originally posted on March 21st, 2012.] Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup…   Read Story »
Walk into the club I'm like what up I got a big pogs! It's been awhile since I rapped at you kids who I am going to say that I treat like adults even though I really still treat you almost…   Read Story »
Zigga zigga ahh, you pogs! What is up? Today I want to rap at the wicked cool broheims who study hard and respect their teachers and the super chill skate bettys who like Parks and Recreation but…   Read Story »
Chumbawumba, y'all! Listen up all you dudes who are trying to eat less meat and all you young women who took a Krav Maga seminar at the Community Center last year, today I want to rap at you about…   Read Story »
Wassssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuup! Yo young women who don't just reTumbl things but occasionally post original content and young dudes who aren't afraid to show enthusiasm for things as long as the…   Read Story »
Yo diggity yo dogs! Wasssuuup dudes who learned how to skateboard from their grandfathers and girls who are doing chores around the house to save up enough money to launch their Etsy store. It's…   Read Story »
Yo, please RT! Whattup beautiful young women who think it's cool to take your clothes off for HBO and young men who are interested in ecology instead of wrestling! Today I want to rap at you about…   Read Story »
Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it…   Read Story »
Please have a seat, pogs. Today we have something very serious to talk about. Wil' Wil' West. Today I want to rap at you about awful surprises. You're good kids. XBOX Kinect. You work hard in…   Read Story »
Wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wassup dudes and dudettes, check out this hip new webspace that is STRICTLY 5 TEENS. It's called ChatAboutJesus.com and it's NO ATHEISTS ALLOWED! Da bomb! Check out this…   Read Story »