You guys OK? Should we do a quick head count? Seemed like people were kind of quiet this week. You didn't even let your voices be heard at the ballot box. The highest upvote was, like, 20. I know…   Read Story »
We did it! Another Friday on the books! Congratulations to everyone who worked so hard to make this Friday happen. There was a point on Wednesday where I wasn't sure we were going to make it, but it…   Read Story »
Did you see those paparazzi photos of Jaden Smith dressed in a K-Mart Iron Man costume to disguise himself while he took his girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, shopping? He's 14 years old. Are we out to kill…   Read Story »
Long holiday weekend? Let's just get to it then. You want to sit around and read a half-cooked pre-amble for nine hours when you could be outside? No way, Jose. That is obviously not what our brave…   Read Story »
We did it. At the beginning of the week, back when we were talking about how Kristen Wiig did on Saturday Night Live (my memory is a little cloudy, but we all loved it except for the fact that we…   Read Story »
I was at dinner with some friends last night, and we were literally just talking about iCals or whatever (my friends and I are fascinating conversationalists and you would be lucky to dine with us)…   Read Story »
Gabe isn't here today, but if he were here I'm sure he would want me to tell you that it has been a wonderful week and that he hopes you all have a wonderful weekend. "TGIF," he'd probably say.…   Read Story »
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT WE ARE OUTTA HERE, SO GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE. YOU'RE STILL HERE? GO ON THEN! QUICK BEFORE LEO DEVOURS ALL OF THE SUNSHINE!
After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments,…   Read Story »
Let's not get too maudlin, but this week has been, you know, something. And while there are very few if any things that genuinely lift or ease the weird and dark existential panic that these moments…   Read Story »
As you may have noticed, the comment voting system is finally back up and running. Phew! As they say, "When God closes a door, he leaves it closed for a few weeks and makes you think that you're just…   Read Story »
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.