Kelly: Hey, Gabe Kelly: Happy new year! Gabe: Happy New Year, Kelly Gabe: are you still drunk? Gabe: from three weeks ago? Kelly: Yes Kelly: But I have been drinking since then? Kelly: So it…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Kelly: Thank you so much! Happy Holidays to you and yours, as well! Kelly: How has the season been treating you so far Gabe: pretty good,…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: kelly, hey Gabe: how's it hanging, dude? Kelly: It's hanging like it always does, bro! Kelly: How are you doing? Gabe: oh fine thanks Gabe: thank you so much for…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: how are you? Kelly: Fine! How are you? Kelly: Still shaken from the crime you witnessed? Gabe: i'm somehow managing to keep it together Gabe: i've got a…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what's up? Kelly: Not much, it's pretty cold where I am and I thought I was going to get a pair of shoes in the mail today but I didn't Kelly: So those are…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: kelly, what up dog Kelly: Not much, dog! Kelly: Hanging out on the stupid, boring Internet Kelly: Same as ever Kelly: What's up with you? Gabe: i'm in this little cafe…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hey kelly! Kelly: FOUR MORE YEARS! Kelly: FOUR MORE YEARS! Gabe: THE LAST FOUR, LET'S MAKE THEM COUNT! Gabe: THE LAST FOUR, LET'S MAKE THEM COUNT! Kelly: SEE YOU IN…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: hi kelly Gabe: how are you? Kelly: Fine, enjoying a wonderful rainy day. How are you? Gabe: i'm sick Gabe: but otherwise i'm fine Gabe: 1. sick, 2. fine Gabe: in that…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hello, Gabe Gabe: oh hey! kelly! Kelly: Oh, what's up? Gabe: oh haha, you know! Gabe: the usz Gabe: just chillaxing on the net Kelly: Isn't it just so funny Kelly: That you can't spell…   Read Story »
Kelly: GABE! Gabe: hello, kelly Kelly: Whoa Kelly: You seem pretty calm Kelly: Clearly you must've have heard about what's going on Gabe: i have no idea what you are talking about Gabe: my day…   Read Story »