[Originally posted on May 1st, 2013.] Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Kelly: WAAAZAAAAAAAAP? Gabe: yo kelly, what up tho? Kelly: nm nm nm nm nm Gabe: how's it hanging dude? Kelly: Hanging perfectly…   Read Story »
Kelly: Gabe! Gabe: Kelly! Kelly: How are you?! Gabe: I'm pretty good, thanks! Gabe: I'm walking on sunshine JK! Kelly: How dare you! Gabe: WHY WON'T ANYONE LET ME BE HAPPY FOR ONCE IN MY…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hello, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: How's it going? Gabe: pretty good thanks Kelly: That's good. How's Birdie? Gabe: she's good, lazy Gabe: she's so stupid and lazy it makes me…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: What's up, dude Gabe: nothing much, man Gabe: paid some medical bills this morning Kelly: Gross Gabe: ate a couple bites of peanut butter out of the…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Gabe: what's up? Kelly: Instagram has videos now, that's what's up. Gabe: ugh Gabe: first gandalfini and now THIS Kelly: The one-two Gabe punch. Gabe: they say…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Gabe: Hi, Kelly. Gabe: How are you? Kelly: I'm fine! Kelly: It's raining and is supposed to rain even more here tonight, which is a bummer Gabe: Ugh, tell me about it. Gabe:…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe Gabe: hey kelly Kelly: How are you? Gabe: i'm pretty good thanks Gabe: how are you? Kelly: I'm okay! Kelly: All right, enough small talk Gabe: phew Gabe: i was like, let's…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey gabe what's up Gabe: oh, hi, kelly Kelly: waaazaaaaaap Gabe: it sounds weird when you do it Kelly: What? It sounds just like the commercial. Kelly: WAAAZAAAAP Gabe: you should tape…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, g Gabe: yo k Kelly: watup Gabe: not much homegirl Gabe: and scene. Kelly: hahah Gabe: that was already making me very uncomfortable Gabe: i didn't want to see what happened…   Read Story »
Kelly: Hey, Gabe! Kelly: WAAAZAAAAAAAAP? Gabe: yo kelly, what up tho? Kelly: nm nm nm nm nm Gabe: how's it hanging dude? Kelly: Hanging perfectly straight bro Gabe: oh yuck! Kelly: How's it…   Read Story »