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 +2Posted on Nov 14th, 2013 | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (100 comments)

I pitched a tv show to some network guys today. No one wanted it.
I’m having pizza now, though.

 +1Posted on Sep 17th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

Bryan noticed

 +33Posted on Sep 16th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E14: "REALLY? REALLY?! TRY TO BREATHE?!" (244 comments)

Did anyone else notice Walt’s old pants in the desert?

 +18Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day! (117 comments)

this

 +5Posted on Aug 12th, 2013 | re: Breaking Bad S05E09: Tread Lightly And Have An A1 Day! (117 comments)

I’ve never seen Dexter, I just follow it through wikipedia. It’s weird, but I feel like I’m saving a huge amount of time. I’m somehow compensating for all those hours watching Entourage.

 +1Posted on May 9th, 2013 | re: Which Famous Stranger Do You Trust The Least? (48 comments)

I really trust Steve Guttenberg for some weird reason.

 0Posted on Jan 18th, 2013 | re: A Lady Looks Like Angelina Jolie (66 comments)

Steve Guttenberg circa Cocoon 2 here

 +1Posted on Dec 20th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Toddler Insisting On Gary Busey For Christmas (23 comments)

Could be worse. Could be Jake Busey

 0Posted on Sep 13th, 2012 | re: BREAKING: The Entourage Movie Has A Screenplay!!!! (21 comments)

SPOILER ALERT
Scott Caan.

Because Martin Luther King believed that color doesn’t matter.

 +1Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: BREAKING ENTOURAGE THE MOVIE NEWS: BARACK OBAMA TO CAMEO! (21 comments)

Italian Spiderman!

 +2Posted on Mar 19th, 2012 | re: Two Babies Having A Lot Of Fun, NO JUMP! (4 comments)

I don’t like the first baby. I don’t know why, I just don’t trust him.

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Super Hero Disco Dance Party (30 comments)

And ‘mofo’ (haha) means ‘mold’. It’s not a tv station, it’s just a youtube channel that shows old, weird tv shows. BOOM you’re welcome

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Super Hero Disco Dance Party (30 comments)

I’m brazilian. Sorry about this, I’ll see what I can do. All brazilian kid shows look like soft porn, by the way.

I don’t really pay any attention to what actresses older than Willow Smith have to say.

 +2Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

He’s always trying to make the other guys break character in this sketch. I think he once sat on the desk in a funny way and everyone laughed. Since then he always does it. Keenan is also always touching Andy’s face and trying to surprise them. It’s become part of the sketch, I think.

 +4Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

She misteriously disappeared in the woods. There’s an incredible documentary about it, it’s called ‘I Know Who Killed Me’ or something.

 +1Posted on Mar 5th, 2012 | re: Saturday Night Live: Lindsay Lohan And Jack White (60 comments)

Yeah I also loved that sketch. It had that mid-nineties-SNL lack of a proper ending or anything resembling good writing which I find to be funny for some reason.

 +3Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

James Franco (whispering): “Andy, I’m also wearing a gray s&m bodysuit, but my green dots are natural and AROUND MY DICK”

 +1Posted on Jan 10th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Andy Serkis "Acting" (64 comments)

They should replace Andy Serkis with a CGI Charlton Heston while keeping the same exact performance.
Now THAT’S oscar material

 0Posted on Oct 16th, 2011 | re: Joel Schumacher Says Val Kilmer Was "The Best Batman," Do You Agree?! (72 comments)

I think we need a live action Battle for the Cowl (NERD ALERT) with Chris O’Donnel as Nightwing/Batman. And West as the dead Batman, in flashbacks, preferably dancing.

 0Posted on Oct 9th, 2011 | re: A Guy Falls Off Of A Bike (10 comments)

That’s from an obscure local brazilian channel. I’m from Brazil and that’s really odd even for me.
But it’s nice to know that you guys got a little taste of our weird stuff.

 +2Posted on Sep 29th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For The New Mortal Kombat Movie? (37 comments)

Mortal Kombat: –> –> <– + low kick