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THANK YOU. I thought it was all in my head. It does sound a lot like Weezer, doesn’t it?

 +44Posted on Oct 6th, 2010 | re: Heaven Just Got A Little More Burning Dan Gordon-Levitt (79 comments)

I logged in for the first time in months to say BOOO. I can’t believe monsters are actually trying to one-up each other on stupid jokes about a man’s death.

BOOOOO.

 -1Posted on Mar 20th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (388 comments)

I’m done.

 +13Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

Sorry for coming off as aggressive, didn’t mean to be that harsh. I just found the gif so inappropriate and might have overreacted a tiiiiny bit. There. Now let’s go back to loving alpacas!

 -13Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

What made you think for a second that a Glee gif was in any way fitting or appropriate to the tone of the post? Ugh. UGH.

 -3Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Four Lions Puts The LOLs Back In Terrolololorism (141 comments)

Seriously? SERIOUSLY?

This is just plain horrible.

 +8Posted on Mar 17th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E08: Rise N' Shine, Applesauce! (116 comments)

I just can’t wrap my head around Smocke’s motivation for leaving the island. He is a SMOKE MONSTER that can only take the appareance of DEAD PEOPLE. What the hell is there for him in the normal world? HE IS MADE OF SMOKE.

Oh, and that little speech about how his mother was crazy… HE IS MADE OF PSYCHO SMOKE! What is his mother supposed to be? Ugh. And yet, I still love this show.

 +4Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: Gossip Girl S03E14: Where Is The Party At? (23 comments)

The only downside to finally kicking my Gossip Girl habit right before christmas (clean for the holidays!) is that I don’t really enjoy the recaps anymore. To the point where I might start watching again. The only question is, what do I value the most, my eyes or lolz?

 +2Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: David Simon's Treme, You Guys (63 comments)

I caught a glimpse of Elvis Costello in there. I’m sold.

 -7Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: Posted By Popular Demand: Chat Roulette Piano Improv Guy (42 comments)

Ugh, ok, sorry to have to say this but…
I get that you’re trying to please your audience here Gabe, but if I wanted to see videos my mom forwarded to me yesterday, I’d un-block her on Gmail! (JOKE! She’s not blocket! Yet!)

All I’m saying here, is that Videogum is better than this. Sometimes you have to make a choice between what is POPULAR and what is RIGHT, Gabe! That’s what that poster in my Eglish class sophomore year was about, right? What videos blogs should post? Nailed it.

 +3Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: A Rare Photo Of Harry's Crane (Yuck. Sorry.) (19 comments)

You’re right, there just aren’t enough pictures of naked (famous) ladies on the internet! Why must we waste the precious internet space on a naked funny guy?!

 +2Posted on Mar 16th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Was Jude Law This Terrible In Hamlet, Too? (62 comments)

This week’s SNL was mediocre at best. Jude Law was pretty bland, and the writing was lazy. SPRIIIIING BREAAAAK or whatever.

Oh and Gabe, the NBC site is restricted too. You’ve tried sending us there instead before… it was restricted then too. Stop trying to trick us foreigners!

 +7Posted on Mar 11th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: TWILIGHT: ECLIPSE TRAILER IN YOUR PANTSSSSSSSSSSSSS (53 comments)

I like how the trailer manages to capture the action and excitement of the movie. No, wait, sorry, meant to say that NOTHING HAPPENS IN IT.

 +21Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$ (213 comments)

I was going to send an e-mail about how the first video doesn’t show for me, but I realized that:

1. I don’t need to see it
2. No one needs to see it. This bug is helping make the world a better place.

 +19Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Welcome To The New Videogum (305 comments)

I only have two concerns so far, and I know that you guys are totally excited to hear what they are:

1. The comments not being on the same page. Like Captain Boring said, I predict a lot of failed funnies because of repeat snark. Also, it makes it hard to follow the chronology of the comments (SAT word!)

2. Not being able to see the upvotes/downvotes on our own comments by going to the profile page. I can barely remember what I typed 17 seconds ago, so going back through posts to see if my fellow monsters validated my opinions and zings will be an issue.

That’s it, that’s what I had to say. I’ll go back to my cave now.

 +6Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Some Heads Remain Caught In Yogurt Cups (74 comments)

“a few times tries”? What? I blame this on the new design.

 +3Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Some Heads Remain Caught In Yogurt Cups (74 comments)

It took me a few times tries (and some yelling… quite a bit of yelling) but it finally happened in the end!

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Welcome To The New Videogum (305 comments)

OK everyone, stop panicking! Call off the rescue team, I figured it out. Back to your day now.

 +9Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Welcome To The New Videogum (305 comments)

I still don’t know I make the hidden comments appear. Yelling “SHOW YOURSELF!” hasn’t worked yet. All this change and technology is scaring this little muppet baby!

 +5Posted on Feb 23rd, 2010 | re: Welcome To The New Videogum (305 comments)

Or some of us are just getting up at 2pm, but in another time zone. A BETTER time zone, if you ask me.

 +3Posted on Jan 25th, 2010 | re: Stop Burying The Lede, Blood Into Wine Trailer! (36 comments)

Why do people keep letting Milla Jovovich speak on camera? NO THANK YOU

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: This Cat Has His Head Stuck In An Ice Cream Cup! (33 comments)

I don’t know if it’s because I’m been in a sleepless haze all day or what, but this cat has me almost lizzing. Seriously, had to pause & pee. (You’re welcome for all that information)

 +9Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Show Your Support For Conan O'Brien (81 comments)

TEAM COCO

 0Posted on Jan 11th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: We're Gonna Need A Bigger Shark Bag! (51 comments)

Thanks for trying Gabe, but the NBC site is reserved for the US too. I do appreciate the description of the clips though.

 +11Posted on Jan 4th, 2010 | re: How's Our Driving? (180 comments)

Lots and lots of Soft Gabe please!