OMG you had a real life Germany or Florida experience. I’m so not jealous!
Downvoted for a Louis CK reference? Where’s the sense of humor around here?
What did that shitty cat do to that poor woman?
All he’s missing is some thick plastic-framed glasses like Paul from the Wonder Years.
This guy should cover “Pants On the Ground”.
Awwwwh! Faggy! MMMMwwwwah! I’m so fuzzy inside.
She’s a giant bitchface which means she is alright by me!
I’m slapping myself! On the ass!
He reminds me of one of those chattering Halloween skulls.
I like (I mean hate) the part where they are scooping the bees up like so many jellybeans.
This makes me cringe even harder as my son inches towards his teens…
Whoever told them that this song was a good idea needs to be caught and severly punished.
My son’s name comes out as “The Incident” in Jersy Shore Name Generator. My husband said, “Shouldn’t it be ‘The Accident’”? Then we all laughed and laughed and laughed.
Omigodyouguys! Fred Willard is totally my new boyfriend.
Oh man, the guy who invented Dickies is gonna be SO pissed.
I love her, but she is totally unrecognizeable in these spots for some reason. I never would have realized it was her.
Bobby Bottleservice is totally my boyfriend.
We’re on the news, talking about the mayor’s genitals.”
Doesn’t he know it’s poor form to refer to yourself in the third person?
My mind is officially blown.
If you guys think this guy stole money to feed his child, you are fooling yourself. If you need food for your kid, they have these things called food banks and food stamps available. No armed robbery required! This guy walked into a business and put a loaded gun in someone’s face. Who gives a shit if he cried about it afterwards. There is no exuse for what he did. How can anyone have sympathy for this douchebag?
Fuck you if you didn’t cry. Have you no heart? Does Must-See-TV mean NOTHING to you?
Somehow she manages to be boring even when she is SINGING and DANCING. It’s really amazing, actually.
He seems sort of bitter and angry about being picked on in high school.
I do this exact same thing every night, except with a glass of wine in one hand and kids screaming in the next room. Where the hell is my cooking show?
Knowing it’s a joke ruined it for me.