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 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Florida Sucks (94 comments)

OMG you had a real life Germany or Florida experience. I’m so not jealous!

 -2Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Woman Throws Cat In Garbage Can, Now Can We Please Throw Woman In Jail (35 comments)

Downvoted for a Louis CK reference? Where’s the sense of humor around here?

 -4Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Woman Throws Cat In Garbage Can, Now Can We Please Throw Woman In Jail (35 comments)

What did that shitty cat do to that poor woman?

 0Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: Spike Can Dance: Floor Moves (61 comments)

All he’s missing is some thick plastic-framed glasses like Paul from the Wonder Years.

 0Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: Street Performers Rule Everything Around Me (44 comments)

This guy should cover “Pants On the Ground”.

 -1Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: Gabe And Max's Most Revealing Video Yet: Guy's Night Out (48 comments)

Awwwwh! Faggy! MMMMwwwwah! I’m so fuzzy inside.

 +2Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: Encyclopedia Monsters And The Case Of Chelsea Handler And The VMAs (98 comments)

She’s a giant bitchface which means she is alright by me!

 +3Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: That's Your Car: Wake County Sheriff's Car Covered In So Many Bees (42 comments)

I’m slapping myself! On the ass!

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: Gary Busey Is Definitely The Perfect Person To Align With Your Product (37 comments)

He reminds me of one of those chattering Halloween skulls.

 +4Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: That's Your Car: Wake County Sheriff's Car Covered In So Many Bees (42 comments)

I like (I mean hate) the part where they are scooping the bees up like so many jellybeans.

 0Posted on Aug 19th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Leroy Fucking Jenkins (56 comments)

This makes me cringe even harder as my son inches towards his teens…

 0Posted on Dec 18th, 2009 | re: This Song About AIDS Is Great (Not So Great) (41 comments)

Whoever told them that this song was a good idea needs to be caught and severly punished.

My son’s name comes out as “The Incident” in Jersy Shore Name Generator. My husband said, “Shouldn’t it be ‘The Accident’”? Then we all laughed and laughed and laughed.

 0Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: Bag Your Face! (38 comments)

Omigodyouguys! Fred Willard is totally my new boyfriend.

 +1Posted on Dec 16th, 2009 | re: Necky Says, "Scarves Are For Assholes!" (61 comments)

Oh man, the guy who invented Dickies is gonna be SO pissed.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: You Guys, we Should Buy More Target (45 comments)

I love her, but she is totally unrecognizeable in these spots for some reason. I never would have realized it was her.

 +1Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: Bobby Bottleservice's Audition Tape For MTV's Jersey Shore (24 comments)

Bobby Bottleservice is totally my boyfriend.

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: That's Your Mayor: Wellford Mayor Sallie Peake (28 comments)

We’re on the news, talking about the mayor’s genitals.”

Doesn’t he know it’s poor form to refer to yourself in the third person?

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2009 | re: The Cat Massage Lady Was On David Letterman?! (21 comments)

My mind is officially blown.

 +1Posted on Oct 23rd, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Crybaby* (78 comments)

If you guys think this guy stole money to feed his child, you are fooling yourself. If you need food for your kid, they have these things called food banks and food stamps available. No armed robbery required! This guy walked into a business and put a loaded gun in someone’s face. Who gives a shit if he cried about it afterwards. There is no exuse for what he did. How can anyone have sympathy for this douchebag?

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2009 | re: Jim And Pam Got Married! And Thursday Night TV Open Thread! (81 comments)

Fuck you if you didn’t cry. Have you no heart? Does Must-See-TV mean NOTHING to you?

 +15Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: So Katie Holmes Thinks She Can Dance (Lazy Friday Post Title) (44 comments)

Somehow she manages to be boring even when she is SINGING and DANCING. It’s really amazing, actually.

 +1Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: We Are All Aging Anakin Skywalkers (27 comments)

He seems sort of bitter and angry about being picked on in high school.

Sort of.

 +12Posted on Jul 24th, 2009 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow's Recipe For Roasted Chicken (95 comments)

I do this exact same thing every night, except with a glass of wine in one hand and kids screaming in the next room. Where the hell is my cooking show?

 +7Posted on May 30th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: This Fucking Guy (68 comments)

Knowing it’s a joke ruined it for me.