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 +4Posted on Feb 26th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$ (213 comments)

FYI- I just found out that his 11 year old butt does in fact have this on his Ipod. :( sad face galore for my lack of good parenting.

 +17Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$ (213 comments)

If I find this on my son’s Ipod he is grounded.

 +3Posted on Dec 24th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Avatar (125 comments)

psst. Animal Collective is overrated as well.

 +2Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Hollywood Is Developing A Barbie Movie, Ladies! (25 comments)

That is the Barbie and Tanner playset, the dog(tanner) will shit out the food when you press its tail. commercial here -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke2Jyf6rXQ8&feature=PlayList&p=8A1047A66DBE7AE3&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=16

 +3Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: The 15 Types Of Strangers (63 comments)

1:53 mark is really good.

 +6Posted on Sep 16th, 2009 | re: Let's Just Pretend This Never Happened (66 comments)

I am somehow reminded of Lily Allen’s video for Alfie, I was also pumped to see a mini-Ric Ocasek.

 +4Posted on Sep 14th, 2009 | re: And Now, Let Us Dubstep (35 comments)

yes I once practiced the “running man” in front of the TV while MTV played Oaktown 357′s “yeah yeah yeah”. (you know i’m old because MTV was playing a video.)

 +1Posted on Sep 7th, 2009 | re: Lindsay Lohan Is America's #1 True Blood Superfan, Naturally (26 comments)

I was so high the other night Trueblood seemed good. Oh I watch Trueblood and I think it is the worst which is why I watch it I love to explain random parts of it to people who do not watch it. I also enjoy reading Gabe’s recap to see if he and I found the same things absurd. I am “too cool” for Trueblood but not for mocking it and its fans, now I am off to American Apparel to by some clothes while listening to The Dirty Projectors.

 +3Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Father's Youth In Revolt (37 comments)

I just didn’t want to come off like a jerk. Do you like hugs?

 -1Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Father's Youth In Revolt (37 comments)

Bob Newhart? who is Bob Newhart? ok grandpa whatever you say. kidding I am actually old enough to have seen the Bob Newhart Show.

 0Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: True Blood: Stick A Fork In This, It's Dumb (34 comments)

rest of cut off quote- “until somebody starts trusting somebody we are all single targets” ( Trueblood fan motto.?)

 +3Posted on Aug 24th, 2009 | re: True Blood: Stick A Fork In This, It's Dumb (34 comments)

Don’t forget the important plot development of 17 year old vampire (Hoyt’s girlfriend) attacking Hoyt’s mom. “Until we learn to trust

 +14Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (186 comments)

you guys are all just crank apologists.. ;) <— winking sideways face.

 +10Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (186 comments)

My tongue was in my cheek.

 +10Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (186 comments)

really? cinematic nihilism? Maybe elitist jerks like Gabe just don’t get the working class, blue collar ethic of such cinema tour de forces as crank? but on the other hand maybe a retarded primate could of written directed and started in this insult to my low brow underdeveloped Pabst drinking hockey viewing mind.

 +5Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen (84 comments)

I don’t care what you say, there is no way I live in a world where this is a “hit movie” that makes “100′s of millions of $” no sir.

 +1Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: Green Day Provides The Soundtrack For The Punk Rock Nursing Home (39 comments)

brace yourself for vote downs sir.

 +4Posted on Jun 20th, 2009 | re: The Independence Day After 2012 B.C. (84 comments)

off topic side note – I was friends with a girl once that cried during Independence Day and not because of wasting the $5.00 (remember movies were cheaper then) but because of the loss of human life.

Now that is punk rock or as we say on the streets – punx rock!

 +5Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: True Blood: Welcome Back To The Worst Show On Television (44 comments)

At first I watched just to see if I liked it, I kept telling myself just one more episode…then after investing the time I couldn’t let go of my time investment I had to know how all the plot threads turned out. I feel like one of those people that only smokes crack when they drink and one day they wake up and are turning tricks to pay for their crack habit.

 +2Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: That's Not A Knife, This Is A Knife. Wait, No, They're All Knives! (40 comments)

thanks for posting this helped me get out of the terrible mood i was in thanks to the “Conservative Daily Show” video.

 +2Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Who Will Be The Next Marlon Brando? (62 comments)

you are just upset that you can’t own a chimpanzee named Scatter who ends up dying of cirrhosis of the liver.

 +3Posted on Jun 16th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Somebody's Gay Dad Broke Into The High School A/V Room (96 comments)

I feel like I am slowly watching a man slowly becoming detached from reality, kinda like when my dad made me watch Dune back to back with Apocalypse Now when i was 10.

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Reign Over Me (119 comments)

The last video makes me want to blow up buildings….in Nashville

 0Posted on Jun 5th, 2009 | re: Russell Brand Gets Hair Cut; Commenter Fans Go Wild (30 comments)

I am super surprised I assumed that stereogum viewers would enjoy Mr. Brand’s humorous stylings.