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I like it.
DAMN YOU FACEBOOK CONNECT.
But bless you, this video. Bless you straight to heaven!
Is it weird that I found her super adorable? Like, the fact that she fought so hard to keep her hat on made me go “Aww!” and when the crewpeople were laughing with her I was like “Aw times two”?
Yay! So what happens now? Do I have to kill Brimicbed and Dan, man of science now? Because I am seriously not above that.
Picture: “The King’s Speech”
Director: “The King’s Speech”
Actor: Colin Firth – “The King’s Speech”
Actress: Natalie Portman – “Black Swan”
Supporting Actor: Christian Bale – “The Fighter”
Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo – “The FIghter”
Original Screenplay: “The King’s Speech”
Adapted Screenplay: “The Social Network”
Animated Feature: “Toy Story 3″
Foreign Language Film: “In a Better World”
Documentary: “Inside Job”
Documentary Short: “Poster Girl”
Short Film: “God of Love”
Animated Short: “Madagascar, a Journey Diary”
Original Score: “The King’s Speech”
Original Song: “We Belong Together” – Toy Story 3
Sound Editing: “Inception”
Sound Mixing: “Inception”
Art Direction: “The King’s Speech”
Cinematography: “True Grit”
Makeup: “The Wolfman”
Costume Design: “The King’s Speech”
Film Editing: “The Social Network”
Visual Effects: “Inception”
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When I saw the video title, “Bees Face Off in Home, Millions Die”, I thought it was referring to millions of dead humans, and I LOL-ed at the “WTF”-ness. But I then I resolved to GTFO Earth because OMG.
“G2G everything!” – me.
Aw, downvotes? It’s a “30 Rock” reference! “30 Rock” is a good show!
The internet is hard!
“I’m going to pull the front of your strapless dress or shirt down, exposing your breasts in the process in front of people!”
#ilearneditfrom30rock
“First husband”? Like she got divorced from him?
I can’t imagine how a relationship where the highlight was a trip to Comic-Con could’ve ever fallen apart.
All those photos, and not a single one of Gabe photobombing a Harry Potter fan?! You’d think ComiCon would be infested with them!
Or instead of photobombing them, did Gabe literallybomb them, because Gabe hates Harry Potter?
Me as well. I was starting to think to myself, “Hey, maybe I’m not a nerd!” but then Nurse Joy came up and ruined everything.
Also, I just realized that there were like a thousand different Nurse Joys, and the show would just say “oh they’re just all cousins that look exactly the same and have the same name and profession and there are 1000 of them, so it’s completely logical”. And back when I watched the show* I completely accepted that lazy writing excuse. So I’m dumb and a nerd! The worst of all worlds!
*Tuesday
Moaning Myrtle is getting serious!
Now excuse me, I have to get back to being a virgin forever.
When I first read this, I thought you said “Stupid homophobes!” Which I thought was a perfectly reasonable thing to say in general, but a kind of weird thing to say out of nowhere.
When I first the heard the title of this movie, it sounded very sexy/dark/murder-y, which I was intrigued by. But then when I watched the trailer, it looked very old/gross/icky, which I was not intrigued by.
So now my intrigue level is at 0.
I KNOW! That couch looks like it costs more than my house!
(I live in a grapefruit.)
It took me a bit, but this is genius.
So, is there going to be like a ceremony or something where Topher Grace introduces the U.K. to the U.S.A.’s dating style? I’m just imaging Topher Grace, in front of a podium, at the U.K. equivalent of the Washington Monument (Hogwarts?), saying:
“My friend Orlando Bloom,(yes I am friends with Orlando Bloom) has told me of you redcoats and your wacky dating style! Now that’s all rubbish, mate! Just date everyone except your sister and you’ll be more chipper than Harry at a brothel! Chip chip biscuits and wizards!”
Halfway through imaging that Topher Grace turned into Don Cheadle from the “Ocean’s Eleven” movies. I’m going to sleep now.
This comment makes me feel warm and fuzzy (no creepo).
My browser is acting all buggy, so this what it looked like watching this video:
Someone’s not a fan of photos with words attached to them! And is this what 3D internet will look like?
I didn’t realize Scott Baio was a soccer coach!
“Nerd boners cause memory loss.”
-Glenn Beck, making this book logical.
“Writing logical books is hard because OBAMA SOCIALISM.”
-Glenn Beck, forever
Also, posting GIFs looks much easier than it actually is!
I created an account just to say this, but because this quote is crazy:
MOLLY
I saw Episode 4 in college for a
political science class.
For one, it’s crazy that Noah is like “Wait what? You saw ‘Star Wars’? One of the most popular movies of all time? And you remembered words from it? YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE!” But also, she saw this movie in a political science class? That’s like saying “Oh yeah, I saw ‘WALL-E’ in my mechanics class!”
And also, I’m pretty sure my grandma will make this perpeptually make this face while she’s reading this:
And yes, my grandma’s Whoopi Goldberg.
Is there any other kind of sexual awakening besides “confusing, nightmarish”? Not in my experience!