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 +2Posted on Jul 22nd, 2011 | re: This American Idol Reaction Video Belongs In A Museum (42 comments)

Is there any other kind of sexual awakening besides “confusing, nightmarish”? Not in my experience!

 +1Posted on Jul 21st, 2011 | re: This Duckling Is Not Very Good At Ukulele But At Least He's Trying (22 comments)

I like it.

 +3Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: A Very Relatable Sleepy Dog (18 comments)

DAMN YOU FACEBOOK CONNECT.

But bless you, this video. Bless you straight to heaven!

 0Posted on Apr 25th, 2011 | re: The Myth Of Newswoman (23 comments)

Is it weird that I found her super adorable? Like, the fact that she fought so hard to keep her hat on made me go “Aww!” and when the crewpeople were laughing with her I was like “Aw times two”?

 0Posted on Mar 2nd, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards (127 comments)

Yay! So what happens now? Do I have to kill Brimicbed and Dan, man of science now? Because I am seriously not above that.

 0Posted on Feb 24th, 2011 | re: The Videogum 2011 Academy Awards Pool (177 comments)

Picture: “The King’s Speech”
Director: “The King’s Speech”
Actor: Colin Firth – “The King’s Speech”
Actress: Natalie Portman – “Black Swan”
Supporting Actor: Christian Bale – “The Fighter”
Supporting Actress: Melissa Leo – “The FIghter”
Original Screenplay: “The King’s Speech”
Adapted Screenplay: “The Social Network”
Animated Feature: “Toy Story 3″
Foreign Language Film: “In a Better World”
Documentary: “Inside Job”
Documentary Short: “Poster Girl”
Short Film: “God of Love”
Animated Short: “Madagascar, a Journey Diary”
Original Score: “The King’s Speech”
Original Song: “We Belong Together” – Toy Story 3
Sound Editing: “Inception”
Sound Mixing: “Inception”
Art Direction: “The King’s Speech”
Cinematography: “True Grit”
Makeup: “The Wolfman”
Costume Design: “The King’s Speech”
Film Editing: “The Social Network”
Visual Effects: “Inception”

 +3Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

Small

 +6Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: BATTLE OF THE BEEEEEES! (70 comments)

When I saw the video title, “Bees Face Off in Home, Millions Die”, I thought it was referring to millions of dead humans, and I LOL-ed at the “WTF”-ness. But I then I resolved to GTFO Earth because OMG.

“G2G everything!” – me.

 -3Posted on Aug 5th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week! (198 comments)

Aw, downvotes? It’s a “30 Rock” reference! “30 Rock” is a good show!

The internet is hard!

 -6Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Shark Week! (198 comments)

“I’m going to pull the front of your strapless dress or shirt down, exposing your breasts in the process in front of people!”

#ilearneditfrom30rock

 -14Posted on Jul 26th, 2010 | re: Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure (94 comments)

“First husband”? Like she got divorced from him?

I can’t imagine how a relationship where the highlight was a trip to Comic-Con could’ve ever fallen apart.

 +5Posted on Jul 23rd, 2010 | re: Photobombing Comic-Con 2010 (116 comments)

All those photos, and not a single one of Gabe photobombing a Harry Potter fan?! You’d think ComiCon would be infested with them!

Or instead of photobombing them, did Gabe literallybomb them, because Gabe hates Harry Potter?

 +10Posted on Jul 23rd, 2010 | re: Photobombing Comic-Con 2010 (116 comments)

Me as well. I was starting to think to myself, “Hey, maybe I’m not a nerd!” but then Nurse Joy came up and ruined everything.

Also, I just realized that there were like a thousand different Nurse Joys, and the show would just say “oh they’re just all cousins that look exactly the same and have the same name and profession and there are 1000 of them, so it’s completely logical”. And back when I watched the show* I completely accepted that lazy writing excuse. So I’m dumb and a nerd! The worst of all worlds!

*Tuesday

 +7Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: POLL: Which Of These Upcoming Asian Horror Movies Is More Hilarious? (94 comments)

Moaning Myrtle is getting serious!

Now excuse me, I have to get back to being a virgin forever.

 +8Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer (57 comments)

When I first read this, I thought you said “Stupid homophobes!” Which I thought was a perfectly reasonable thing to say in general, but a kind of weird thing to say out of nowhere.

 +3Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger Trailer (57 comments)

When I first the heard the title of this movie, it sounded very sexy/dark/murder-y, which I was intrigued by. But then when I watched the trailer, it looked very old/gross/icky, which I was not intrigued by.

So now my intrigue level is at 0.

 +10Posted on Jul 20th, 2010 | re: Kids Eat Watermelon From INSIDE A Watermelon The Darndest Things (46 comments)

I KNOW! That couch looks like it costs more than my house!

(I live in a grapefruit.)

 +2Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (81 comments)

It took me a bit, but this is genius.

 +16Posted on Jun 30th, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (81 comments)

So, is there going to be like a ceremony or something where Topher Grace introduces the U.K. to the U.S.A.’s dating style? I’m just imaging Topher Grace, in front of a podium, at the U.K. equivalent of the Washington Monument (Hogwarts?), saying:

“My friend Orlando Bloom,(yes I am friends with Orlando Bloom) has told me of you redcoats and your wacky dating style! Now that’s all rubbish, mate! Just date everyone except your sister and you’ll be more chipper than Harry at a brothel! Chip chip biscuits and wizards!”

Halfway through imaging that Topher Grace turned into Don Cheadle from the “Ocean’s Eleven” movies. I’m going to sleep now.

This comment makes me feel warm and fuzzy (no creepo).

 +10Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time (136 comments)

My browser is acting all buggy, so this what it looked like watching this video:

Someone’s not a fan of photos with words attached to them! And is this what 3D internet will look like?

I didn’t realize Scott Baio was a soccer coach!

 +14Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck's The Overton Window (98 comments)

“Nerd boners cause memory loss.”
-Glenn Beck, making this book logical.

“Writing logical books is hard because OBAMA SOCIALISM.”
-Glenn Beck, forever

 +8Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck's The Overton Window (98 comments)

Also, posting GIFs looks much easier than it actually is!

 +14Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck's The Overton Window (98 comments)

I created an account just to say this, but because this quote is crazy:

MOLLY
I saw Episode 4 in college for a
political science class.

For one, it’s crazy that Noah is like “Wait what? You saw ‘Star Wars’? One of the most popular movies of all time? And you remembered words from it? YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE!” But also, she saw this movie in a political science class? That’s like saying “Oh yeah, I saw ‘WALL-E’ in my mechanics class!”

And also, I’m pretty sure my grandma will make this perpeptually make this face while she’s reading this:

GIFSoup

And yes, my grandma’s Whoopi Goldberg.