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 +1Posted on Nov 1st, 2010 | re: A Brief Note About The Charlie Chaplin "Time Traveler" Video (73 comments)

hang on, voltaire.

 0Posted on Jul 18th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 5 (253 comments)

fuckk, i wish i could give this twelve more thumbs-ups.

 +5Posted on May 29th, 2009 | re: How About These Pygmy Jerboa Babies? (50 comments)

oh god, i had the same problem! i didn’t even know I had that memory until they picked up the babies in their mouths and i was like, “NOOOOOOOOO”
i’m pretty frowny faced about it now. thanks lindsay.

 +3Posted on May 20th, 2009 | re: How I Met Your Disappointing Season Finale (24 comments)

I don’t think anyone who watches this show is only waiting to find out who the mother is. you might as well be saying, “Isn’t this show called The Office? Seems like they’re focusing more on the people who work in the office than the office itself”.
The mother story is how they make the show work the way it does, jumping around and flashing back to flashbacks within flashbacks. The future Ted narration is just this show’s shaky hand-held camerawork.
And, yeah, if you’re going to watch it, you should start at the beginning. Long-running inside jokes are HIMYM’s glancing at the camera.

 +2Posted on May 18th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Lady Gaga (79 comments)

I think you should all stop down voting mohnosaurus, because he’s my grandson. Isn’t it annoying when your shoelaces come untied? I wear shoes with velcro closures.
Sincerely, Andy Rooney

 +2Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: "Cough Into Your Sleeve!" (19 comments)

i had to watch this at school a bunch of times.
i love this video. it’s like it was made by my dad and his friends from work.

 +4Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Denny's: Salvation, Everyone Knows Your Food Is Shit (15 comments)

gabe’s google search history this morning:
“insane clown posse members”
“scalp pain”

 +7Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Wall Street 2? (81 comments)

Look Who’s Greedy Too

Wall Street 2: The Greedening

Getting greedy was only the beginning.

 +3Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Guess Who's In Post Grad? (49 comments)

what?

repetitious redundancy is not your friend, guy.