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 +22Posted on Sep 3rd, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (409 comments)

Man, this is how it starts. First you steal our contents, then you steal our email addresses, then you steal our thoughts. I’m onto you ominous face of Phil Collins (circa 1984!) and you will never get my ideas about phantom time and how the meat industry created furries.

 +7Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: What's Michael Cera Running From? (46 comments)

Man, I miss Chapelle Show. Too bad Bill Cosby, AL Sharpton and Oprah had him kidnapped and brainwashed.

 +7Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: This Is Your Coffee Break (58 comments)

I’m with you a 100% man. Can I borrow those 10$?

 +2Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: The Romantics Trailer (92 comments)

*pfft* Xenu isn’t real.

 +3Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: Wyclef Jean's First Campaign Video For President Of Haiti (31 comments)

Fine don’t believe me, but look at the proof: http://www.damninteresting.com/the-phantom-time-hypothesis Just don’t come looking for me when HARP takes over your city.

 +4Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: Wyclef Jean's First Campaign Video For President Of Haiti (31 comments)

Jawbone, man. While there is sufficient evidence that the world will end on 2012, do you really think we are in 2010? Do yourself a favor and don’t be glib, man! Don’t you realize that we are living in the 18th Century?! The Gregorian calendar is riddled with Phantom time. The man wants you to believe you live in the end times so you will be docile and so you won’t question him once he asks for more power.

 +2Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: Wyclef Jean's First Campaign Video For President Of Haiti (31 comments)

How is this man supposed to run a country when he can’t even run his life man? This man is a plant by someone much more powerful. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20013002-504083.html I haven’t owed any taxes ever, I think I’m more qualified, but the man sure as hell doesn’t want me in power man, hell no.

 +4Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: NSFW: Inception-Themed Craigslist Rim Job Posting (51 comments)

Man, don’t you think that if inceptors are real, they want us to laugh at this shit? Who do you think benefits from us dismissing this? Think about man, think about it.

 +6Posted on Aug 10th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Woman Freaking Out About Chicken McNuggets (104 comments)

I’m telling you man that stuff in chicken mcnuggets isn’t real chickens, it’s actually genetically modified meat. Don’t be surprised when that shit gets into people’s brains and they start acting *pfft* bonkers.