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the Who cover
is Val Kilmer still fat?
this all just reminds me of those awful people that say stuff like “we’re their teachers, but we’re the ones learning” like, shut the fuck up. they are babies! babies are stupid!
I think it’s probably not the best marketing strategy to suggest that something that tastes as weird as Miracle Whip (I’M GUESSING) could in fact be made of people.
was I the only one expecting it to be Gabe? is that not what this website is for?
was she born in a hookah bar? and then forced to live in that hookah bar for 16 years? is that why the video is so dark?
“BRB I see a fence that hasn’t been driven into yet! sorry, what were you saying?”
so do we blame this on factory farm meat hormones or progeria? because I am 28 and going grey and she looks at least like my big sister?
Sauce for the goose, Mr. Saavik. Did you have to inject it directly into your carotid artery immediately before we were scheduled to go on?*
*now accepting nominations for a bad Star Trek reference lifetime achievement award.
I lived in a glorified basement apartment in Boston for two years that flooded every time it rained. over the course of my occupancy, it gradually went from “this is a catastrophe! call the management company immediately!” to “just don’t put anything on that side of the apartment” to “put stuff over there, but only if it isn’t worth a lot of money”. and even I realize this lady is BONKERZ. why do I always get the crazy girls?
Don’t Be a Sea Lion to Otter Central While Cracking Your Clams in the Hood
and that’s the tooth!
fear of a plaque planet
“ach du libre! you just killed das baby!”*
“no it’s cool, it was Hitler.”
“you are under arrest.”
when asked for comment, Ray unhinged her jaw and swallowed a frozen rat whole.
and for totes serious fuck this movie for doing the DRUG SCENE and having him take a drug that would have the opposite effect. Z-Raff took ecstasy and sat on the couch all night! where’s the nipple play? the glow stick competitions? the bisexual meanderings? THIS MOVIE IS SO FAKE IT MAKES ME SICK.
you sir, are DIVISIVE. I for one loved your guest blogging. I love Gabe (sexually) but if he has to take time off for massive amounts of elective surgery I’m glad we are getting people with a different flavor for the job. isn’t the writing being something other than someone going DING DONG with a different avatar kind of the point of having a guest blogger?
and while it goes without saying that I don’t know how someone who has their dander up over the “liberal agenda” of this site (hruh?) hangs around reading it for at least two weeks at a time, well, I don’t fucking understand it. I wish I had that much free time? someone please pay me to read websites I am predisposed to disagree with all day, full dental and 401k preferred.
I just found out my friend is moving to NYC next month! and I might go stay with her! so I might go to this! possibly! I’m so excited!
yours is superior.
the Green Miley
my bucket list consists of “firing a gun wildly into the air” “eating a scone” and sexually harassing a number of male celebrities. also having the coolest story. whoops I’m dead.
Will Ferrell accountant, gratuitous rape scene, magic ham radio for nominations, in that order.
does your garden variety christian (who they people aren’t? I hope? my parents usually spend their weekends watching NCIS reruns) know that muslims worship the same god they do? I don’t mean that they’re both practicing the same outdated ritual, but they are literally worshipping the SAME GUY. the religions just disagree on which prophet has a bigger dick and which men wearing dresses get to make the laws and whether slavery is totally cool or only sort of cool. KINDA SEEMS LIKE THEY DON’T.
ICE TO MEET YOU